Open up a single girls profile...use the profile builder auto heading "very horny and in need of attention now"...include anal sex in your sexual interests, maybe gangbangs as well...in your main profile state you only want nsa sex, no names, no exchange of numbers etc. then watch the flirts and messages fill up your inbox...you don't need a pic..just the promise of no holes barred sex...

If you do decide to exchange pics and they don't respond, well, at least you have satisfied the craving for attention...

wud ya lk to fck me when I cum ova nxt time :L

You know, the 'right kind of woman' you are trying to attract, these don't grow on trees Stalkers !!

For instance.....

1. She would ideally be built like a sweaty builder

2. Her armpits are not the norm for a delicate lady

3. Foreskin is optional on her........

4. She would have to like frocking up occasionally even if she hasn't had a chance to shave those hairy legs (think this comes under the humiliation thing)

5. She would ideally have terrible narcolepsy....so that she falls forward every 5 minutes thus exposing her arse

6. Be into mangoes and other such supple fruits

7. She does not necessarily even have to be female for all of the above

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See.......very small niche market, broaden your horizons, stop being so damn fussy

Point out the obvious....but nowhere in your profile name do you have the word 'stud'

Cos that ALWAYS works !!!

a little bit of wee just came out

oohhhhh I have tears

to be stuuu-uuuds

Yeah babe we gunna make ya studly lol

Have you tried the chloroform yet?

That stuff isn't cheap you know, and it was the last of my stash.....I mean how am I supposed to pick up studs anymore?

and I do mean that quite literally....one good whiff and down they go.....it's no easy pick up----and drag LOL