I've had some to think lately...dangerous territory for me however
I have an item to add to my sexual bucket list....
A real...living...9+ inch cock! (read the small or is that not so
small print...has to have width too)
I've not come face to face...nor any other body part, with
what I consider a fictional character...tho had more than my fair
share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned
males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves
with..but thats not the issue here...
Has anyone had an encounter of this magnitude?
The search for the holy grail starts now!
the old adage holds true... "women never complain about dick size while they are having an orgasm."
All too true.
I've not had any complaints and I'm hung like a Malley Bull Fly.
You are absolutely right Stalky & Maj! Mainly as there is not a dick
in sight when I orgasm.....
What you need lippy is a great big chunk of "aussie_beef" to tide you over until Maj and I get there to help you to your feet. :p
Hugs
Stalky
Hell no!
Get ya skates on boys....
I would like to add a twist to this thread. To set the record straight, I am average length with a reasonable girth when erect and I am a grower.
I have often wondered if the ladies base their ideas on how big cock will be erect to it's size flacid. And indeed make shagging desicions based on this.
I discussed with with a gay friend (decades ago) one night after many drinks and he said you're either a shower or a grower. He went further to say that the showers don't chnage much in length and girth where as he had be presently surprised (like christmas he said) when he found a grower that grew to the size of a shower when erect! He said too that he loved the feeling of a flacid grower in his mouth and feeling it grow and get very hard. Yeah, he was trying to pick me up - the evil look in his eyes said it all. For the record, he was not sucessful.
Gawd... it pays to shower before you show'er your grower, I suppose. At least this explains the lack of affinity my cock has with cold water. :p
lmfao .... Apparently the internation recommended unit of RHP measurement is performed by somehow using toilet paper rolls and I never quite figured it out... but other people just measure the top of their cock.... soem guys around here clearly measure all the way passed their nutsack to their sphinkter... lol.
Oh hasn't this post hit rock bottom...pardon the voluntary pun
unlike the sphincter which is comprised of involuntary muscles
that an encircles an orifice of the body or one of its hollow organs.
Hey! I'm trying to salvage something from this latest discussion
ok?
lol
Ohhh.....aussie_beef...NOW I get it....gawd wakey wakey!!!
Mmm....you're right Stalky...not bad...not bad at all!!
You have this whole reverse pimp thing down pat! lol
I've had women on top and actually hurt thmselves on my penis. It's an awfull experience for both involved so penetration as to be measured.
At the end of the day, it's all about the finess, sensitivity and intimacy of the encounter that counts
I want to have sex with chiverlyone (attitude)!! Have no idea where strathpine is
AND whether he is a willing participant or not....BUT Ive noticed
there are quite a few men here whose minds Id love to get up close
and personal with!
Preview of next Post:
I WANNA FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD (s'cuse the french)
Warning! Guys: if your sick of seeing my random posts
then stop giving me stuff to write about! (lol)
No sympathy for you whatsoever Mr S! If you choose to ride around
a big boy's two wheeler AND introduce a passenger for a threesome
then of course your gear stick is gunna cop some...er...stick.
Speaking of giving head....
God yes! Freud can perhaps explain it better than I can however
suffice to say I suffer from extended oral fixation. Whilst I may
have taken a stance on the whole 'my clit isnt up my butt or
down my throat' ....I'm beginning to rethink said
stance....AND the purpose of tonsils!! Could they be
the mother ship? (of clit)
This is one for the medical journals ladies and gents!!
Yeah.. you just gotta love the well endowered backpackers... .. and you dear sweet ladies keep the tourist industry alive and deserve more recognition for your .. errrr.. .. sacrafice. :p Yeah, he'll be back.... witha name chance, different face.. whatever.. and keep nailing more than willing Aussie ladies looking for a minor kidney adjustment :p... enjoy!