OK Tina.. Tina??? OH well... awwwright Tina. It appears you are collecting as contacts some of the biggest dicks on RHP and I just wondered why, ... and I'm seriously clenching as I type, why is it that when I look at your profile friends list.... you have a picture of my unspoilt pimple free bottom so close to a picture of that Horse guy's massively big cock?? You're scaring me bebe! :p  Wooohoo. hehe... awwwhh awwwright. I don't mind..... but I would feel much more comfortable if you would just move Jose's bottom one panel the right. :p

 

Hugs

Stalky

year 2000 thereabouts - played with one wouldve been about ten inches easy. couldnt get my mouth overthe knob, unhappy he was scares girls off he'd told me. beautiful cock tho, guy cute too.

I have a very big cock and was born that way I went to doctors when i was very young I hated it (they laughed and said dont worry when you are older you will understand)I  lost my virginity at 12 to a 17 yr girl  because of the size of it, speedos were the rage then and every one could see what I had to offer and thats why i stayed in the water and also ran for my towel when I got out and on my childhood holidays I was befriended by this 17 yr old girl for one reason my cock and she taught me a few lessons on how to use this cock of mine and I liked it.my cock using the old measurment and when it is very erect is around a true 9-10 inches very thick circumsized with a huge mushroom knob which all my past ladys have enjoyed and commented on, but I hated it when i was young loved it during my teens and younger 20s and 30s years and it delivered the goods for my beautifull Kids, But come my very late 30s and now my late 40s its not wanting to play the game anymore and fails to rise for some great opportunitys presented to it and me andbad timing as this is the time we my wife and i are sharing and enjoying ourselves sexually with others, been no real complaints from our playmates as there other ways to stimulate our partners but seems that most ladys once they see my huge cock they want it and definatley their partners want to see me enter and thrust my big member into their lady but at times it only gets half hard ( I can still penetrate and climax) or worse stays down even though I am very aroused and this is a dissapointment for some of our playmates i am sure even though they say nothing and we do other things I just make a remark that i am very tired or to much of a good thing etc,Viagra,Viatorin works sometimes but gives me massive headaches but I have found that absenance from sex for a few days before a good session does help me to rise for the occassion,so I think that it is hard for us guys who are well endowed as i have meet a few guys in similar situation and ALL are very well hung and yes it is the blood circulation and artries and veins that pack it in after a while and they cant circulate enough to keep them hard and maintain the weight of an erect cock a fact of life ,I use to go to doctors to complain about the size and how to reduce it and now i go and complain cause i cant get real hard any more (very limited anyway but i do hold out and substain for a good session with our play mates)ladys yes big cocks, they are out there younger might be harder, middle age a few problems but perserver and you will experience something great and stimulating and a great climax and with the added bonus of your partner watching you take it all, believe me men love to watch there ladys taking big cock they are the ones that encourage there ladys to take me, its all good as i enjoy seeing my wife taking cock and love it when she has climaxed with others as i cant always deliver the goods cheers    

Stalk, hey..I like it...let's defy aussie tradition in adding to a name...Stalk brings about a whole new set of images

coupled with your smooth, toned, impossibly delicious...."lost in a world of pretty pictures'.......

BACK albeit somewhat breathless.....

I have no idea where I was going with this.....'more pretty pictures'.......

BACK albeit slightly more damp than the first time.. (its hot!)

Ya just gotta love that eh Stalk? I mean...its not often one gets to feast their eyes

on that much man meat.....I almost need another set (of eyes) to take it all in...(ahem..so not going to state the obvious there...lol)

You should be ashamed of yourself tho Stalk, objectifying the man like that....shame on u!!

(relocating pics as you so suggest....notice how I pander to your every whim???????)

 

Hi Sin,

I bow to you sin...for you have encountered the holiest of holy grails...a handsome hung hummer!!!

Yet another interesting tangent.....cock eye candy..with all this Ralph mag style voting of hottest bods, birds, bums, blokes etc etc etc...how about a contest worth of RHP...The Most Handsome hummer & maybe...volumptious vag?

hey there male of cpl...

Ya know, your thready bit took me on a journey...I did a Victoria....and experienced at least 8 mood changes in one sitting!

No wonder you are claiming back your control of Mr Big! Having been taken advantage of and objectified as you most clearly have been at an age where you should've been enjoying the 'usual' self discovery journey instead of being launched into a girl/woman's sexual fantasy!

I know its not" politically" nor" blokey" correct to expouse the aforementioned, as I know some would read your contribution and think...Oh yeah...way to go dude!!!...but for me...its as obvious as...dare I say it?.....doggie danglers.

Gotta say...thanks...that was one helluva read....wishing u and your lovely lady all the best

Anna xx

 

Cons

   Blow jobs. Whenever I've seen porn and the buxom star of the show drops to her knees and takes most or all of the guys cock in her mouth, I wonder what that would actually feel like. It looks incredible. I think I like blow jobs more than sex. Maybe its just because I'm hoping for that woman who can take it all rather than a little bit more than the head. There are times I actually wish it was smaller.

   Sometimes it doesn't fit. Back when I was 18 I met a girl and we hit it off. After a couple of weeks where we had fooled around a little we got a hotel room for the weekend. We spent all weekend trying to get me inside to no avail. Baths, massages, oral sex (I think I performed a years worth of licking pussy in that weekend), fingers, etc. In the end I still had a good time because I love 69 but we never had sex.

   Time. Due to the amount of stretching involved on the womans side any intercourse has a time limit.

   Limited sex positions. A lot of women I am with find doggy style/reverse cowgirl to be uncomfortable or painful with me yet they enjoy it with other men they've been with.

   Every time is like her first time. Every time I have sex with someone for the first time it is (difficult is not the right word) .... awkward. Once I get part of the way in she will ask me to stop for a little bit so she can used to it. Then I can slowly start moving again.

   She is sore afterward. No opportunity there for 5 or 6 times a day.

   Normal condoms don't fit. Try buying large size condoms from a vending machine or a 7-Eleven at 3 am.

   Uncomfortable. When I am wearing jeans or tight fitting pants and my soldier needs to stand at attention it becomes extremely uncomfortable.


Pros

   Curiosity. When I was younger my friends would actually make jokes about it and when we went out to meet girls they would always mention I had a big cock as it would embarrass me (shy guy). Often though it would work to my advantage and some of the girls would want to know if it was true, and I had some good times as a  result.

   Word of mouth. I've had girls ring me after I've slept with their friend because they have heard all the details the next day and they want to try it themselves. In these situations I do what all upstanding members of the male community do, I attempt to get the 2 friends to come over so I can experience the coveted FFM combination. Have not met the right group of friends yet but I have not given up hope.  ;)  I am open to any invitations.

   Most women REALLY enjoy it. I've had times where it hasn't even been 60 seconds before my lady friend says we have to stop. But that is not the norm.

   I really enjoy it. I love it when I'm inside her and she is telling me how big it is or how deep it is or even how full she feels (This one always makes me think about George Costanza and the Risotto .... see below).


Good luck in your quest

A cock
   It does not get you a discount on anything.

   It will not get you to the front of any queue.

   It does not make you smarter ( You might get a little dumber due to loss of blood to your brain when it's erect).

   It does not make a full tank of petrol go further.

   It does not make a shopping trolley full of groceries any cheaper.


    It is just a cock.

  

Extract from Seinfeld Series 5 Episode 1 -The  Mango

(Karin starts moaning and lights a cigarette after finishing dinner)

     

GEORGE: You seem like you really enjoyed your Risotto. You have a very contented air over there. You look very contented, very satisfied. Are you satisfied?

     

KARIN: I'm very satisfied.

     

GEORGE: I'm sure if you weren't satisfied you would probably say something wouldn't you?

     

KARIN: I probably would. But then again I'm an enigma.

     

GEORGE: Hey listen... instead of the movie... maybe we'll go back and... you know...

     

KARIN: Maybe.

     

GEORGE: So... you feel okay about that whole thing... what we do in there... generally okay with everything in there?

     

KARIN: Generally.

     

GEORGE: Do you feel the way you feel after the Risotto?

     

KARIN: No, I feel full after the Risotto.

LOL  :D


P.S.

Smile at everyone you walk past in the street. It is contagious.

I was having this debate with a couple of girls at a BBQ recently....size and all that.... having a few to drink I suggested to the young lady my cock was pretty long. SHe wouldn't believe me, how dare she. I even said but im bleck! To prove the point I pointed to the cat lying in the sun. " Bet you my cock is as long as the cats tail, How long do you think that cats tail is" She guessed about 12 inches... Well that's how long my cock is! Prove she demanded. Up for the challenge, we grabbed a tape measure. First we measured the cats tail...11.5 inches...( crowd gathering) I dropped my daks....had a few strokes... and 7 inches she cried out! But excuse my protested..."Where did you measure the cats tail from?" She replied from its bum". "well" I suggested" Try measuring mine from my arse as well!" LOL come on! thats a little funny right!

where is the recomend place 4 takeing mesurments top botom or side?

kus from the bottom at the start of the nut sack im about 11 inches lol

That was really clever I have to admit. But did you get a shag out of it? ... cause I'm not going to borrow that line if it didnt work... :p

 

HUgs

Stalky

Nice work, mate. Great read.

 

Hugs

Stalky

hehe... well... I've been watching and noticed you've developed quite a collection now, TinaLips. I think a bbq is in order... you can line us all up and make us parade around for a few of your friends.... Brightstar, Mumma and Elledee.... something special.... like abalone and real butcher's sausages on the bbq might be appropriate... I see Hose A has changed his avatar... both of us feeling a little exposed I should think.. after the friends list shuffle.... at least I'm now a little further away from "that thing"! hehe. Objectified by copious numbers of indulgent eomen? Men like that, generally.... except when they're still coming to grips with themselves... :p

 

Hugs

Stalky

I think you are my soul mate....can u send me a dick pic just to make 100% certain....PLEASE??...

(lol...awsome read...thanks duuuude!!)

starting at the neck...

lol

Stalky, I defer to your expertise in this ...erm...matter

ps: I LOVE goths.....u guys rule!! (cos u like to dress up too)

Firstly: LOLOLOLOLOL@ Jules thready bit...but..what is bleck?...oh...ohhhhhhh!

Secondly: LOLOLOLOLOL@ "at least Im now a lottle further away from 'that thing'

I think I enjoy laughing more than sex...probably cos Im getting more laughs from RHP

than sex....geez...I wonder why??? lol

Stalky,

I lay no claim to Tina whatsoever...she is....a total embarrassment to the rest of us.

Moving along (at a rapid rate of knots)

I've been doing some thinking Mr S....and you know that always leads to trouble

(for me mostly) BUT what do you think of the following idea:

A Bbq in My dungeon?

The guys: BYO meat

I'm working on the agenda....and its looking pretty good even if I do say so myself!!

(mostly an amalgam of items identified in Forum posts)

BUT (pt 2)What if I gave a party..and no1 came?....Seinfeld and Frasier ep all rolled into one..LOL

(did u get the subtle innuendo?)

Moving along..(again)

I want more space to show my friends....Im thinking a different theme for each week. That way I get

to pay homage to each and every1's foibles and features. Noice pic from Jose eh?..whoaaarrrr!!

Anna xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Did you just mention a dungeon?? Oh I get it.. this is where you torment that poor innocent little dancing bear into submission... lolz.... Well if nobody shows up... then I suppose it will just be you, Anna Avocado, Tina, Me, myself and Irene... and the bear.. that should be more than enough for a BBQ anyway. Shrugs and you can explain your in my endo later... ok.. well it is nearly cocktail hour... did you expect me to work on this retort all day long? hehe.

 

Hugs

Stalky

Not a euphemism for anything other than a room other than my

bedroom, currently undergoing a refurb.

Gots me a user friendly tooly type bloke who's been nagging

me to make a few home improvements of the nastee kind..lol

BUT, seeing as how we have already have a crowd b'tween

the both of us....(minus teddy cos she is an innocent) at least

we know there will be someone 'coming'...get the in my end ohhhh?

LOL..

Hope you enjoyed your cocktail...HOUR?? OMG...wooohoooo!

Hey are you calling back???

Oh dear....is this the drawback of infamy??

 

I would....cos man! ur cute....from top to toe!

ur lovely..with a wonderful soh...with just enough

k's b'tween us to keep u safe....

BUT...My butt is nervous..tense...uptight even

and...I believe you know the reason...

 

Its all i've pretty much had :P There's no method to it, cant exactly tell by their shoe size although the guy's 'ego' has alot to do with it...I guess its just luck in my case!!

Loving this quote "Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one." VERY TRUE!
I've only had one good big one... (ssssh it might go to his head or even his little head lol!!)

 

Size isnt everything, quality over quantity anyday I say ;)