I've had some to think lately...dangerous territory for me however
I have an item to add to my sexual bucket list....
A real...living...9+ inch cock! (read the small or is that not so
small print...has to have width too)
I've not come face to face...nor any other body part, with
what I consider a fictional character...tho had more than my fair
share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned
males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves
with..but thats not the issue here...
Has anyone had an encounter of this magnitude?
The search for the holy grail starts now!
Yeah. I think he does look a bit like Bruce Willis. People always say I look like Marty Feldman. *shrugs*
Hugs
Stalky
Ahhhh Anna, If you ever needa good pimp then I'm your ... errrr.... stalky. :p You'll need a membership to view his pics... or a pass to enter the chat rooms.. hehe... so you'll just have to trust me on this.. lolz... Of course everyone knows that I have louzy taste in choosing wingmen because they always end up with the girl *shrugs* and with just one lick of an armpit and I seem to find myself tied to a chair wearing a ball gag... or something. :p
Now it is pretty evident why I am on this site. I am old, overweight, weathered (I prefer that term than butt ugly thank you very much). So yes, I need all the help I can get to meet women, I am honest about it.
But Ajaccio, why are you here. In your own words, you have the looks of a film star and hung like a proverbial horse. Surely with those physical traits, combined with your wonderful people skills you would only have to open your front door and the women would be lined up? I mean, you would have to have security bars on the windows to stop them sneaking in at night. I know it must be difficult for you, not being able to venture out in public, the resulting riot that would ensure if you did would certainly make the news and make the Conulla riots look like a mormon picnic.
Seriously, you should consider your fellow males here, give up a chance to meet some of these women instead of keeping them all to yourself. Yes do us a favour and leave, you really don't need to be on here do you? We don't mind your scraps!
A pimp?...Oh man! Why didn't I think of that? Not so sure you'd earn much as your product is kinda
lacklustre however...the marketplace is currently pretty flexible, perhaps exchange an hour with me for
a carton of amber fluid...a keg on a good day..
Hmm...on second thought....better not give up our day jobs...lol
I'm steering clear of chatrooms for fear I may end up like you....tied to a chair, wearing a ball gag...
My idea of HELL....so...is your new temporary wingman into 46 yr OLD razor witted forum addict's who
enjoy nothing more than (to quote Mikle) BRUCIFY poor unsuspecting botty's?
Oh yeah...Im the one who's gotta go fetch....never send a man to do a woman's work....
oh.. alright Anna... ... I'll see if he's interested in a threesome. jeese.. I I just dont see why I have to do all the sweet talking all the time... hehe.. but ok. sheesh. Nah, you wont need Bruce :) and Mickle has a real one of his own to play with... I'm sure if he were that way inclined.. he could use it on himself... man that thing is scarey big. :p
Did you mean our mikle is the proud owner of a hummer?
As in for real or just a rubber wang?
How come Im always the last to find out these things??
Darn!
Should I forgo my guest status and go on a penis perve
fest??
uhoh, this could be dangerous....
hehe... Mikle... our Mickle... as you so gloriously incited me to say.... has previously posted one of the scariest looking enormously engorged cock shots I've ever encountered as a fully paid up member of RHP to peruse. Fortunately, I am no longer a fully paid member of RHP and I have long since stopped clenching. :p
It would be worth a flight to WA, I reckon... errrrr.... If I were a woman his type.
Hm, I wonder if we could entice Mikle to come over here?
I could dress u up in one of my outfits..he wouldn't know
the difference....erm..as long as u dont unleash the dragon...lol
Rod. how...appropriate....LOL
You RAISE an interesting POINT...just how many K's DO u have on
your big dick??
Call me shallow, hell call me whatever ya want BUT I recently received a
msg from a so called king Kong of Cocks who professes to have bedded
over 175 RPH ladies (all in nsw).
Killed my interests immediately...slaughtered em actually...
So ROD...how many pussays have you notched up on ya hummer??
Alternatively, heres a suggestion...why not start a RHP long schlong
library? The seekers of same could 'borrow' you overnight...Trish of course
would be in charge....oh man!! Im getting visuals....LOLOLOL
Okidokes, so...mumma....is there anything you'd care to share with
your forum colleagues? (wearing an oh so serious face here folks)
And oh My goodness isn't he a cheeky one! So...mr dingaling..(no need
for me to take the piss cos uve already done it...and 2 urself!! Hm, I wonder
what else you do all by yourself...gee..I wonder...)
Im guessing....not an assumption mind u...that you are a RHP virgin...
Man..am I ever gunna LOVE poppin ur cherry...
G'day Doc!
I used to live in Wodonga and work at the Farmers & Graziers club...I guess its been pulled down to make way
for a Maccas by now tho....Ok so onto your thready bits..
Couple of points, firstly, my wish list is for a real...LIVE biggun..not any of that fantastic plastic/latex crap. I don't
use them on myself anyway..thats the dude's job...lol
I've read with interest how some guys would love to engage in double penetration..you can pick the ones who are
more relaxed in their attitudes toward MM action cos apart from doin each other, how more intimate can you get rubbing
against each other...all cosy like?
Hey, do me a favour and see whether you can capture an army dude for me? I likes me uniforms...ooo....a 9+ in a uniform
'drools'
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One more time for effect.....OMGOMGOMG!!
Breathe GI J...breathe Anna Avacdo.....in...out...in...
I wanna cry...laugh...rub myself silly...laugh maniacally,
rub s'more....cry...omgomgomg...this breathing thing isnt
doing a damn thing!!!
I recall a lovely RHP lady mentioning the holy grail before
BUT but...He was just so outta my league I just moved on
OMG...HE NOTICED ME! and...requested to be added as
my friend.....omgomgomg..
Ok, looks as tho I gotta add yet another player to my
repertoire
Tina the twat...