I've had some to think lately...dangerous territory for me however
I have an item to add to my sexual bucket list....
A real...living...9+ inch cock! (read the small or is that not so
small print...has to have width too)
I've not come face to face...nor any other body part, with
what I consider a fictional character...tho had more than my fair
share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned
males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves
with..but thats not the issue here...
Has anyone had an encounter of this magnitude?
The search for the holy grail starts now!
A 9+ inch cock?? haha I can't believe you're 46yo and asking this question.
A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in).
A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in). That's 5.1 to 6.7 in.
OK.. so it's a little obvious that you are a straight man that hasn't seen much of what your competition has on offer in the way of erect cock ..... and you also seem to lack much appreciation for the way averages are calculated.... never the less live and let live baby. Keep living the dream.
Hugs
Stalky
Do you have like some sort of folder or file where you keep all dick surveys ever published? I'm a sucker for a graph, I feel it would be appropriate to use a bar graph for these statistics. Get it?? Bar... I kill me.
I daresay if they used the rhprofiles for their next survey they would be shocked at how quick everyone has grown... and baffled at how any ladies are still capable of walking around (I too believe there may be some exaggeration on here).
14-16 cm...14.9cm...201 ft...500 ft statistical outliers, standard
deviations....
OI...if ya wanna talk dirty to one another...do it in ur respective
boxes....hmm, on the other hand...battle of the brains....oooo
Im liking it....please...disregard my last
So what is average ladies? Common research seems to say 5-6 inches but if you look on here it seems the majority of men like to quote 7-8, can they not measure or are they prone to exaggeration? And what about girth? You never see much talk about what an average girth is. Personally I never considered mine anything but average but women seem to think it is big (just under 8”, so not your idea of big MyNameOnUrLips).
For the guys, why exaggerate ... surely you are going to get found out if things go well? As to how to measure I’ve always thought it was from the tip along the top to where it meets your body (and no pressing in all that fat for those that have indulged in too much beer) ... I read once that for every 7 pounds overweight you lose an inch, maybe that will incentivise some blokes to get their beer guts under control!
It is funny how men’s ego’s are tied to their cock size ... I don’t think nearly as many women are as fixated on their breast size (and even if they have amazing breasts ... which personally I think is as much about shape as size ... they rarely seem happy with them).
I would be interested in others thoughts
Howdy SexplorationTAS
Stalky had a go at me a while ago about brandishing my so called
12 inch BRUCE (by RHP standards). My response being, never to
let facts get in the way of a good story...lol
With that in mind, I too have noticed many guys tick the 8-9 inch box or leave it
blank. However not having a long list of RHP 'meets' under my belt
I am unable to attest to whether these guys are pulling a fast one
or not. In real life, however, Ive met a few blokes professing
to be the proud owner of the 'king kong of cocks'..suffice to
say, their false advertising paid off as anticipation tends to
overwhelm and cloud ones judgment (being mine) ergo...
did a 'NIKE' and just did it!
Oh, and I didn't say 8 inches was not big! In fact Im so enamoured
with an 8 incher, I keep going back for more, despite his 3 minute
sensation (recently reduced to 47 seconds!!!!)
Hoping more guys 'man-up' and shed some more light on this
'touchy' subject....
Aaaahhhh, the most amazing pleasure to behold!! Two cocks in one pussy... Simply devine! And if they are both abundantly sized...... oh yes, YES, YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Sweet
This is just for the ladies, so boys, don't read please....(lol)
Regarding Double penetration....how cool would it be if they
both came together!! Oh My God!!
Yes, I know, safe sex yada yada yada....however seeing as how
we are talking candidly...has anyone ever had the opportunity
to engage in DP and had the experience of both blokes cumming
inside simultaneously??
Try try try but not yet myname... but I can appreciate the thought.... so much for not crossing the streams.. lolz.... Anyway... how does consequetively sound for you? :p
HUgs
Geez Stalky
I'm feeling so violated right now....
No...not from the holy grail of girth & length BUT from your
literary utterance of consequences....
I dare to dream Mr nudey rudey.....so there...ner
Anna xx
lolz Anna. That's my kind of dream :p Just the three of us.... you and the 47 seconds guy.... wooohoo.. hehe... oh and whoever knocks the bear off the bedhead wins a prize! Roll up roll up.. take your chances.... knock the bear off the bedhead.... have you got what it takes gentlemen.. roll up! roll up! I love Carnie folk.. hehe.
Hmmm... me and the 47 second guy cumming together... I think we're going to need a contingency plan .... Call in a reserve just in case of ill fate... How's about adding a ring in like beachbloke3? hehe... You can ask him but. :p
Hm, so Im guessing you've tried the old hotel coke can or speaking on behalf of the women
who's 'sides' you've ht with same?
Doubt if I will even order a coke again....lol
I think it's just bad spelling.. the old hotel cock can... whatever that is... ahem
Gaz
"and I can't believe..... ya face!!!...."
You can't believe how beautiful my face is? I can understand that you'd have difficulty believing it. Hell, I can hardly believe it myself. When I walk down the street and women keep turning their heads towards me, I think, "Argh why are they looking at me? Do I have spinach stuck in my teeth? Did a bird shit on me and I haven't noticed?"
So then I have to rush to a bathroom and have a look at myself in the mirror, but at that point I get another fright -- I think, "Argh!!! I've woken up in the body of Brad Pitt / Tom Cruise / Hugh Grant / Bruce Willis!!"
Albeit totally delusional.....lol
Ever so glad I dropped in to see who had dropped their forum bundle!
Don't think I've laughed this hard since.....nope better not kiss and tell
Anyhoooo Aj, my goodness! I do believe your sense of humour
is at last revealing itself!! I'd much rather laugh at you than with
you....ooops...I mean....reverse that!!
So, is it too early in the piece to enquire as to whether your
encounter with Me has totally put you off 40+ women or is
that 'iceberg' starting to melt?
ps: Bruce Willis
Tom Cruise
Hugh Grant
Brad Pitt
Mate... I opened a girls profile and saw the pics. Not a word of lie on that profile bebe.
What? what did I say?
Oooo the visuals!! You so don't wanna know...LOL
I like how you 'insert' yourself into my flights of fancy
Stalky....(double entendre ...did ya like that one eh eh??)
My poor lil 47 second stud....what 'lengths' a woman will
go to, to test her devotion to pelvic floor excercises
(woo hoo...yet another double entendre...Im on FIRE)
So who is this beachbloke3? Does he have you on a retainer
or commission?..lol
Must check out the bloke thats caught your attention!!
Anna xxxxxx