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How big is too big?? or Conversely whats just downright embarrasing?

Jan 14, 2010
Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

I've had some to think lately...dangerous territory for me however

I have an item to add to my sexual bucket list....

A real...living...9+ inch cock! (read the small or is that not so

small print...has to have width too)

I've not come face to face...nor any other body part, with

what I consider a fictional character...tho had more than my fair

share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned

males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves

with..but thats not the issue here...

Has anyone had an encounter of this magnitude?

The search for the holy grail starts now!

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

over estimating & managing expectations! Hallelujah!!

Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'
Yes well lots of us men feel the need to over do the estimation.... big mistake
I learned long ago to under promise and over deliver
It is all about managing expectation

ciao
Hermes


Oh Hermes!

YES YES Oh God Yes!

I've lost count of the times I've been told

I'm good looking: maybe to ya mum mate!

I've got a huge penis: compared to what? an androngenous ken doll?

Im not married: between the ages of 0-15

Im single: when not attached to the hip of my partner (eg when i go to the bathroom & work)

I drive a antique motor vehicle: its a freekin BIKE ffs!

Aside from the sexual bucket list, for anyone, (males or females)

to talk themselves up just to score a meet/greet or a rootin tootin good

time is just asking for whatever crap is flung in their direction around forum & in real life.

love ya work H

 

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seductionrules   Man 55yrs

Massive Intruder

Thank you Mrs Sassy for bring this to our attention and giving us men inferiority complexes.

 

Btw..interesting in the video that the lady couldn't take more than half..

one person's fantasy is another's nightmare..

 

Our doctor says Mrs SR has a long vag, but she says that this ones too big for her to try.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR

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mr_mrssassy   Couple Man 39yrs Woman 34yrs

lol

It's all in the challenge...

 

Whether we can actually fit the holy grail is beside the point... it's trying that's the fun part

 

Mrs Sassy

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

long vag?

Quoting 'seductionrules'

Thank you Mrs Sassy for bring this to our attention and giving us men inferiority complexes.

 

Btw..interesting in the video that the lady couldn't take more than half..

one person's fantasy is another's nightmare..

 

Our doctor says Mrs SR has a long vag, but she says that this ones too big for her to try.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR

The massive intruder was a little...erm...intimidating the say the least.

My thoughts on taking something that huge went a little like

'oh crap..there goes years of pelvic floor excercises'

closely followed by' um, maybe there is truth in

'too much of a good thing'

However, theres only one way to find out...thanks for the tip

Mr. SR...making a trip to the GP to have my pink bits

measured....

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seductionrules   Man 55yrs

Long vag

Actually I didn't send her there to get measured.

 

It was an idle comment from the doctor during a pregnancy check up.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR.  

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MissBJ   Woman 41yrs

sigh...



Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one.
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

God! Don't ya just love a laugh that involves all ya bits?

Quoting 'MissBJ'


Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one.


Has to be the quote of the Month Miss BJ!!!!

 

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xcentrix   Woman 35yrs

it what fits the lady...

Rod is definetly on of the biggest i've enjoyed and wooo did i enjoy it! bring on the big cock for me.... :)
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Stalky  

Man 50yrs

yep....it's the infinite variety that makes sex so interesting!

You're looking for that one guy with wood big enough that you could club a horse dead with it? Well doesn't everyone knows at least one guy with a dick so thick it will not fit inside the rim of a schooner glass? And one particular individual in the beat keeps his weopon concealed as most people who see it basically just want to look at it or cop a feel and he finds this unwanted attention frustrating and annoying. Well, if you're still looking to see a 9" dick, you are obviously just aren't looking far and wide myname. :p You gotta get out more!

 

What's more.. for every guy with a dick 3 or more inches longer than the average.. there has to be a guy with a dick that is 3 or more inches shorter than the average... and a "micro-penis" is no laughing matter!

 

Besides these trivial questions.... I also heard it's not the size that hurts..... it's the hardness... so if your looking for a little sexual punishment and joyful pain..... you should be looking for a real cervix stabber. :p

Hugs

Stalky

 

 

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Mr_MrsJones   Couple Man 46yrs Woman 39yrs

if one isn't big enough try two

Recently I had a spontaneous moment with my husband and another very good friend whereby we decided to try and fit both guys inside me at the same time.  After some gymnastics we managed it and I have to say it was AMAZING. 

 

My husband has a reasonable girth and our friend is not too badly sized so it was a stretch but OMG definitely worth it. totally different I would think from having one very big guy but fantastic g spot stimulation and both guys said it felt great for them as well.

 

Highly recommended

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Jean_Girard   Man 36yrs

Warning

Quoting 'seductionrules'

Actually I didn't send her there to get measured.

 

It was an idle comment from the doctor during a pregnancy check up.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR.  

I'm sorry you have to hear it from me... but I think your doc may be dodgy.  There are heaps of different ways to check whether your pregnant... but this is the first time I've heard of a doc using the torch up the vag method
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sweet_desires

Big ones

I think womens fascination with big dicks equates to mens fascination with big tits.  And when it comes right down to it.... they are great to look at and fantasize about but they aren't very practical.  There is a lot to be said for Mr. Average.  Although.... my partner is far from average!

 

Sweet

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

geez...just ruin the fantasy y don't u??

Cervix stabber?....lovely..just lovely...talk about crushing a girls

fantasy....welcome back stalky...lol

Re getting out more...and what would that achieve?

I can hear the conversations now...

Hi, excuse me....mind if I ask you a personal question?'

How big is your dick? Cos Im lookin for a 9+ ....um...hey

OI! don't run away....I've had my pink bits measured

and the doc says I can take it....HEY...come baaaaaaack!

 

Yeah...like thats gunna happen....LOL

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

two in one

Quoting 'lord_lady69'

Recently I had a spontaneous moment with my husband and another very good friend whereby we decided to try and fit both guys inside me at the same time.  After some gymnastics we managed it and I have to say it was AMAZING. 

 

My husband has a reasonable girth and our friend is not too badly sized so it was a stretch but OMG definitely worth it. totally different I would think from having one very big guy but fantastic g spot stimulation and both guys said it felt great for them as well.

 

Highly recommended

I've only seen that in porno's...and winced every time!

The way you put it tho...sounds yumm!

Only one problem, its hard enough to find one man to play

with, let along two simultaneously...lol

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Miss_Saturn   Woman 41yrs

I found the Holy Grail !!

Hi Myname

 

OMG.. I was just responding to my messages and when I checked the guys profile I noticed he says he has a 9" cock 'that's wider than average !!! He lists his height as only 5'10" so I'm guessing his pants would have quite a bulge.

 

Personally, that size SCARES me ! I can picture myself chocking on the thing and continually having to move to avoid the pain of it ramming into me. 

 

I'm surprised the guy hasn't messaged you !!! Perhaps he doesn't read the forums ? Perhaps he's too busy keeping his long cock warm to read ?

 

I have a few messages to respond to. Should I create a list of potential candidates and forward it on to you ?

 

I'm always more than happy to share the love around.

 

Hugs Ms Saturn

 

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Ajaccio   Man 32yrs

Ridiculous!

A 9+ inch cock??  haha I can't believe you're 46yo and asking this question.

 

A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in).

 

A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in).  That's 5.1 to 6.7 in.

 

Us males always add 2 inches to the measurement of our cock, and then we snicker if any female believes it.  Oh the adding 2 inches rule is applied AFTER we've rounded UP to the nearest inch.  Therefore, by my calculations, my cock is 11 inches, give or take a centimeter (and longer when it's erect).

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Shyboy75   Man 36yrs

Hahahaha

Quoting 'MissBJ'
                                 

Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one.
                               
Thanks for a good laugh!

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sexy_adventures

the holy grail!

Im hearing you BJ!!

 

A cock that is not on a cock is great!

If that cock (the smaller one) happens to have great girth, it is a truly awesome experience (in my experience) but if the big cock has great girth... that's really not great!

 

And I completely agree that girth really is the holy grail - I love a short squat one (the little cock - not the big one)! 

I have experienced the average girth with exceptional length, and well that can just hurt like your being poked without that lovely full sensation!

 

So, in my humble opinion - yes they can be too long, but never too thick! The holy grail? - 7" and really thick!!

Happy to hear from any sexy men (not cocks!) who possess this and some talent too XXX

 

 


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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

share and share alike...

Quoting 'saturn86'

Hi Myname

 

OMG.. I was just responding to my messages and when I checked the guys profile I noticed he says he has a 9" cock 'that's wider than average !!! He lists his height as only 5'10" so I'm guessing his pants would have quite a bulge.

 

Personally, that size SCARES me ! I can picture myself chocking on the thing and continually having to move to avoid the pain of it ramming into me. 

 

I'm surprised the guy hasn't messaged you !!! Perhaps he doesn't read the forums ? Perhaps he's too busy keeping his long cock warm to read ?

 

I have a few messages to respond to. Should I create a list of potential candidates and forward it on to you ?

 

I'm always more than happy to share the love around.

 

Hugs Ms Saturn

 


Oh you're such a sweetheart Ms Saturn.

Thank you for thinking of me! As you all know very well by now, I have

absolutely no dignity left so, what the hell..

lol

Seriously, I know where to come if I can't manage a cockatoo of my own

u go girl!! xxxx

ps: cock or two...get it? I crack myself up at times...sad...I know...

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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

and I can't believe.....

Quoting 'Ajaccio'

A 9+ inch cock??  haha I can't believe you're 46yo and asking this question.

 

A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in).

 

A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in).  That's 5.1 to 6.7 in.

 

Us males always add 2 inches to the measurement of our cock, and then we snicker if any female believes it.  Oh the adding 2 inches rule is applied AFTER we've rounded UP to the nearest inch.  Therefore, by my calculations, my cock is 11 inches, give or take a centimeter (and longer when it's erect).


ya face!!!....

(ok..taking my 46 yr old body to bed...losing what tenuous grasp I have on reality...)

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