I've had some to think lately...dangerous territory for me however
I have an item to add to my sexual bucket list....
A real...living...9+ inch cock! (read the small or is that not so
small print...has to have width too)
I've not come face to face...nor any other body part, with
what I consider a fictional character...tho had more than my fair
share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned
males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves
with..but thats not the issue here...
Has anyone had an encounter of this magnitude?
The search for the holy grail starts now!
Oh Hermes!
YES YES Oh God Yes!
I've lost count of the times I've been told
I'm good looking: maybe to ya mum mate!
I've got a huge penis: compared to what? an androngenous ken doll?
Im not married: between the ages of 0-15
Im single: when not attached to the hip of my partner (eg when i go to the bathroom & work)
I drive a antique motor vehicle: its a freekin BIKE ffs!
Aside from the sexual bucket list, for anyone, (males or females)
to talk themselves up just to score a meet/greet or a rootin tootin good
time is just asking for whatever crap is flung in their direction around forum & in real life.
love ya work H
Thank you Mrs Sassy for bring this to our attention and giving us men inferiority complexes.
Btw..interesting in the video that the lady couldn't take more than half..
one person's fantasy is another's nightmare..
Our doctor says Mrs SR has a long vag, but she says that this ones too big for her to try.
Regards
Mr. SR
It's all in the challenge...
Whether we can actually fit the holy grail is beside the point... it's trying that's the fun part
Mrs Sassy
The massive intruder was a little...erm...intimidating the say the least.
My thoughts on taking something that huge went a little like
'oh crap..there goes years of pelvic floor excercises'
closely followed by' um, maybe there is truth in
'too much of a good thing'
However, theres only one way to find out...thanks for the tip
Mr. SR...making a trip to the GP to have my pink bits
measured....
Actually I didn't send her there to get measured.
It was an idle comment from the doctor during a pregnancy check up.
Mr. SR.
Has to be the quote of the Month Miss BJ!!!!
You're looking for that one guy with wood big enough that you could club a horse dead with it? Well doesn't everyone knows at least one guy with a dick so thick it will not fit inside the rim of a schooner glass? And one particular individual in the beat keeps his weopon concealed as most people who see it basically just want to look at it or cop a feel and he finds this unwanted attention frustrating and annoying. Well, if you're still looking to see a 9" dick, you are obviously just aren't looking far and wide myname. :p You gotta get out more!
What's more.. for every guy with a dick 3 or more inches longer than the average.. there has to be a guy with a dick that is 3 or more inches shorter than the average... and a "micro-penis" is no laughing matter!
Besides these trivial questions.... I also heard it's not the size that hurts..... it's the hardness... so if your looking for a little sexual punishment and joyful pain..... you should be looking for a real cervix stabber. :p
Hugs
Stalky
Recently I had a spontaneous moment with my husband and another very good friend whereby we decided to try and fit both guys inside me at the same time. After some gymnastics we managed it and I have to say it was AMAZING.
My husband has a reasonable girth and our friend is not too badly sized so it was a stretch but OMG definitely worth it. totally different I would think from having one very big guy but fantastic g spot stimulation and both guys said it felt great for them as well.
Highly recommended
I think womens fascination with big dicks equates to mens fascination with big tits. And when it comes right down to it.... they are great to look at and fantasize about but they aren't very practical. There is a lot to be said for Mr. Average. Although.... my partner is far from average!
Sweet
Cervix stabber?....lovely..just lovely...talk about crushing a girls
fantasy....welcome back stalky...lol
Re getting out more...and what would that achieve?
I can hear the conversations now...
Hi, excuse me....mind if I ask you a personal question?'
How big is your dick? Cos Im lookin for a 9+ ....um...hey
OI! don't run away....I've had my pink bits measured
and the doc says I can take it....HEY...come baaaaaaack!
Yeah...like thats gunna happen....LOL
I've only seen that in porno's...and winced every time!
The way you put it tho...sounds yumm!
Only one problem, its hard enough to find one man to play
with, let along two simultaneously...lol
Hi Myname
OMG.. I was just responding to my messages and when I checked the guys profile I noticed he says he has a 9" cock 'that's wider than average !!! He lists his height as only 5'10" so I'm guessing his pants would have quite a bulge.
Personally, that size SCARES me ! I can picture myself chocking on the thing and continually having to move to avoid the pain of it ramming into me.
I'm surprised the guy hasn't messaged you !!! Perhaps he doesn't read the forums ? Perhaps he's too busy keeping his long cock warm to read ?
I have a few messages to respond to. Should I create a list of potential candidates and forward it on to you ?
I'm always more than happy to share the love around.
Hugs Ms Saturn
A 9+ inch cock?? haha I can't believe you're 46yo and asking this question.
A review published in 2007 issue of BJU International, have shown that average erect penis length is 14–16 cm (5.5-6.3 in).
A study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in). That's 5.1 to 6.7 in.
Us males always add 2 inches to the measurement of our cock, and then we snicker if any female believes it. Oh the adding 2 inches rule is applied AFTER we've rounded UP to the nearest inch. Therefore, by my calculations, my cock is 11 inches, give or take a centimeter (and longer when it's erect).
Im hearing you BJ!!
A cock that is not on a cock is great!
If that cock (the smaller one) happens to have great girth, it is a truly awesome experience (in my experience) but if the big cock has great girth... that's really not great!
And I completely agree that girth really is the holy grail - I love a short squat one (the little cock - not the big one)!
I have experienced the average girth with exceptional length, and well that can just hurt like your being poked without that lovely full sensation!
So, in my humble opinion - yes they can be too long, but never too thick! The holy grail? - 7" and really thick!!
Happy to hear from any sexy men (not cocks!) who possess this and some talent too XXX
Oh you're such a sweetheart Ms Saturn.
Thank you for thinking of me! As you all know very well by now, I have
absolutely no dignity left so, what the hell..
lol
Seriously, I know where to come if I can't manage a cockatoo of my own
u go girl!! xxxx
ps: cock or two...get it? I crack myself up at times...sad...I know...
ya face!!!....
(ok..taking my 46 yr old body to bed...losing what tenuous grasp I have on reality...)