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How big is too big?? or Conversely whats just downright embarrasing?

Jan 14, 2010
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

I've had some to think lately...dangerous territory for me however

I have an item to add to my sexual bucket list....

A real...living...9+ inch cock! (read the small or is that not so

small print...has to have width too)

I've not come face to face...nor any other body part, with

what I consider a fictional character...tho had more than my fair

share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned

males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves

with..but thats not the issue here...

Has anyone had an encounter of this magnitude?

The search for the holy grail starts now!

customer69    F 43yrs
Sydenham

Once I have finished my field study, I'll get back to you

Research takes time...years, if you are Trish

I only spotted one specimen in my 21 years of marriage and it was of average appearance


Trish
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

21 years!? Crikey!!!

Damn!! Trish, if I have to wait another 21 years the owner of such

a wonder to behold will have to qualify as a necrophilliac..LOL

 

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

some TIME to think...geez...

got a tad excited at the prospect of my quest...didnt have TIME

to think properly...yowsers!

Sonsie    F 32yrs
Brisbane

Oh yes, I have!

My first boyfriend...my cherry popper...and...I didn't experience my first non-self-induced orgasm until I met my now husband!  From my limited experience, they're highly over-rated
customer69    F 43yrs
Sydenham

Didn't spot the specimen much, in the last 4 years

It went AWOL MIA from my research station

Suspect it got busy somewhere else...

Because it managed to reproduce, without me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Trish  
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

Ouch!

Quoting 'Sonsie'
My first boyfriend...my cherry popper...and...I didn't experience my first non-self-induced orgasm until I met my now husband!  From my limited experience, they're highly over-rated


Heya Sonsie!!

Man...that had to hurt!! I understand that size does not necessarily equate to achieving orgasm...its more of a curious

factor for me...to be fully stretched...no room at the inn...so to speak....ok...sorry..TMI...me thinks...lol

great to see you again saucy sonsie xxxxxx

mr_mrssassy   

M 37yrs F 32yrs
Port Hedland

wish list

Never had one but it's certainly on my list of things to do... I honestly think it will be over-rated as lets face it the female vagina is only 10cm long... there really has to be a limit to how far we can stretch the poor girl before ultimate pain sets in... now girth is another matter, I'd be very happy with 7ish inches but with a width similar to a fist! That would be nice I'm thinking (however improbable but a girl has to reach for the stars right?)

 

Cheers Mrs Sassy

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

he is a big tool alright...

Quoting 'customer69'
It went AWOL MIA from my research station

Suspect it got busy somewhere else...

Because it managed to reproduce, without me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Trish  


Lets hope it falls off Trish...then where would he be?...

hugs...J xxxx

SORRENTOSEXY

monsters inc

We had a play meet with a certified tripod man,(not his real name) as normal we aranged to meet at a bar, and he seemed quite normal, noone would guest he was packing a deadly weapon, and he didnt pass out from lack of blood to the brain when up and running, which i passed on to milf busters.
freerabbit    M 46yrs
Perth

hmmmm

i do believe i read a post from someone , who shall remain nameless that a big cock equals low IQ

being the owner of a healthy 8" cock , abit below your minimal requirement , and i had no idea , that was even considered large , until a couple of years ago when i became single , and still dont by the way .

maybe you can find the exceptional one that can balance the blood flow between both heads    lol

shit who knows he may even have a personality too

and make sure he dosent drive a flash car because he's sure to have a small dick  pmsl

please dont take this to seriously , just an observation from some of the posts

hope ya find what ya looking for

 

customer69    F 43yrs
Sydenham

A secret weapon

Was he a superhero in the sack, or full of hot air?
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

Milf busters....LOL

Hey Sorrentosexy!

Gotta ask...how was it?....

(thats three votes for 'yes they do exist'...where the hell have I been fishing?

tiny town?....lol)

OneBrightStar    F 41yrs
Springwood

Conversely down right embarrassing?

Mr Limp Dick

 

No amount of sucking could get that one to stand up on it's own!  Have no friggin idea how big he was.....or could have been....like a sausage before it's cooked...

 

Meh.....

 

Jx

SORRENTOSEXY

how was it?

He now lives in our basement ...forever.
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

Address to pleasure central please...pretty please??

LOL....Sorrentosexy

Oh come on.....share with your RHP sisters...PLEASE!!

 

Onebright

mr limp....omg...the visuals are coming in thick and fast..

not that he was either....raw sausage?...euwwww

just deflated my ovaries...

IndigoCreme    F 29yrs
Charlestown

hmmm

no idea but would love to try one out for a test run

thinking 8 or 9 inchs and thick

and offers lol

 

arrr small print must be attacted to a brain not a bigger dick lol ;o

CaptJackSparrow    M 43yrs
Maroubra

Too big? Ha

There's no such thing as too big!

 

I do recall seeing some pics under the Amateur Pics section where one woman was with a very well endowed black man, so they have the evidence. LOL

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

mmm wish list

Quoting 'mr_mrssassy'

Never had one but it's certainly on my list of things to do... I honestly think it will be over-rated as lets face it the female vagina is only 10cm long... there really has to be a limit to how far we can stretch the poor girl before ultimate pain sets in... now girth is another matter, I'd be very happy with 7ish inches but with a width similar to a fist! That would be nice I'm thinking (however improbable but a girl has to reach for the stars right?)

 

Cheers Mrs Sassy


Hey Mrs Sassy,

girth...oh yes....I recall a moderately sized man whose girth presented a pleasant sensation

unlike Ive experienced before...ok so reaching for the orgasmic stars....with a definate side order of girth to go

Ritzy01    M 35yrs
Maryborough

They do exist

I used to play rugby with a guy that had a BIG cock, was almost to his knee and almost as thick as my wrist (Think 2 cans (between a coke and red bull) end to end.)

He used to get the shit bagged out of him for it.

Amazing what you see in the shower after a game of rugby.
casa_blanca

Too big?

Wow, now that would be a real buster(if you u get my drift). Can't say I've seen any that size. That does seem out of the ordinary & will need a female that can take it?? That would take some doing.

 

Andy  

sexy_swede    M 21yrs
Yokine

big?

I dont get why girls like big cocks and "search" for
them when once they get one 
they complain its to big...and it hurts to much...
is this just my experience, have been with my fair
share of girls and women, and alot of them have
lightened up as children in a candystore and once they get it
into them they say to be careful and slowdown...they
say it hurts to much...is this common or just my
experiences.

/sexy swede xo
MissBJ   

F 39yrs
Caloundra

ahhhh......




yessssssssss.....girth is the holy grail!

Had a guy....about 6.5 or so...but nice and thick....had me cumming in record time....and kept me there for the duration!
Best one on one sex Ive had in a long time!

I think.....long and average is great for ass....shorter and thicker great for pussy.

But....as long as he doesnt think his cock is the be-all and end-all of good sex....then its all good.

Just my opinion...

BJ
xxx
HermesBigBoy    M 49yrs
Summer Hill

Large Penis Support Group

If you want to get an eye full of HUGE penis check our Large Penis Support Group http://www.lpsg.org/

ciao
Hermes

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

The deal breaker!

Thanks Mz BJ! Looks as tho we have proved:

1/ that the holy grail does exist

2/ that girth is utterly desirable (as well)

 goes without saying that the whole mc combo deal is

preferable, however is it attainable? From the looks

of the ever growing mr x men list, prospects aren't

favourable!

 

 

 

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

We have direction: set course for the holy grail!!

Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'
If you want to get an eye full of HUGE penis check our Large Penis Support Group http://www.lpsg.org/

ciao
Hermes

Woo Hoo! Thanks Hermes!
HermesBigBoy    M 49yrs
Summer Hill

You are alway welcome

Quoting 'Mynameonurlips'
                                 
Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'
If you want to get an eye full of HUGE penis check our Large Penis Support Group http://www.lpsg.org/

ciao
Hermes

Woo Hoo! Thanks Hermes!
                               
LOL you know I am to please
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

ripped off

Express posted myself to king cock county Hermes

and one has to be a member to view members!!!

ARGHHHHH!!!!

so close...yet so far...(yeah i know, i couldve

joined up in the time i replied to you but hey!

Im doing that POST post....lol)

4nicake    M 44yrs
Sydney

Large

Classic Herme
But I don't qualify.
But tell me ladies if you seek a large cock does that meen you have a large vagina or that small cocks don't  have good sex?
I have an average size member but have had many great sessions,  after all ......it's how and what you do with it YES???????
kjandnev

Soooo

you girls could try fisting!


Cheers Nev

eunuch    M 54yrs
Perth

Agree with Nev

Even if a guy has a small dick... surely his fist will suffice?

Either that or get your gent a vacuum pump and have him use it regularly every day for a minimum of 15 minutes, until you've built his muscle up... it might only add an inch to the length, but it definitely will add to his girth... particularly if you have sex immediately after he's had a long session.

A quarter viagra tablet will guarantee that he stays up.
seductionrules    M 53yrs F 52yrs
Melbourne

LPSG.ORG

 

 

Hmm,

 

one of the posts on lpsg.org:

 

"I am 21 with an 11 inch dick. What i have noticed in my earlier years in the 9th grade i was a 7.5 inch. 10 and 11 grade it was a 9 inch , now it has grown to an 11 inch. I am wondering would it still grow?"

 

I think some men don't know the differnce between their penis and their leg.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

PreDICtable

4nicake, Nev and Eunuch

But tell me ladies if you seek a large cock does that meen you have a large vagina or that small cocks don't  have good sex?

Fisting? Pumps....viagra?


Perhaps you missed the point here:

'tho had more than my fair

share of run-in's with tiny tim's and modestly proportioned

males. Thank goodness we had other things to entertain ourselves

with..but thats not the issue here'

 

The King of all cocks is a wish list item,Just as some guys have a 'thing' for MILF's, cougars

Brunettes, blondes,BBW's, barbie dolls, petite, ppl from different cultures etc Forum is full of fetishes

This is just another to add to the list.

 

eunuch    M 54yrs
Perth

You've laid down the challenge... now just need to get laid :)

So it will be most interesting to see how many come forward?

Though would expect anyone with such a huge cock to not be shy... they have little reason to be.

Best of luck with your quest... for the holy grail of dicks.
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

status report

Quoting 'eunuch'
So it will be most interesting to see how many come forward?

Though would expect anyone with such a huge cock to not be shy... they have little reason to be.

Best of luck with your quest... for the holy grail of dicks.


Hey Eunuch,

I've not heard from any of the ladies who expressed similar goals, however

I am certain they too have had a few generous RHP males offering their

 penises for inspection, interestingly enough tho, not one here in open forum

Hmmm....

mr_mrssassy   

M 37yrs F 32yrs
Port Hedland

I found it!

Myname...

 

Check out www.redtube.com "massive intruder" is the clip (free too what a bonus!)

 

Oh I want what she's having!!!!!

 

xxx Mrs Sassy

Rodneyma69    M 40yrs
Ashfield

big dick

I have a big dick as I have been told.
Doesn't really bother me whether its big or small as long as the ladies enjoy it.
I know I am not the holy Grail I have seen even bigger then mine!!

kjandnev

Don't Most Guys

on here claim to be well hung, where are they all now, or is it creative measurement!


Cheers Nev....Mr Huuuge....no i cant back that up....lol

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

Oh My!!!!

Quoting 'mr_mrssassy'

Myname...

 

Check out www.redtube.com "massive intruder" is the clip (free too what a bonus!)

 

Oh I want what she's having!!!!!

 

xxx Mrs Sassy


Thanks for the tip Mrs Sassy!!

Not been to this site before....massive intruder!?...Oh My!!!!

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

no backing out now Nev

Quoting 'kjandnev'

on here claim to be well hung, where are they all now, or is it creative measurement!


Cheers Nev....Mr Huuuge....no i cant back that up....lol


Come on Nev...dont be shy...u have immunity remember?..lol

Join the revolution and stick a dick pic on your profile...

doesnt have to be urs....this is fantasy land after all...

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

candidate!

Quoting 'Ritzy01'
I used to play rugby with a guy that had a BIG cock, was almost to his knee and almost as thick as my wrist (Think 2 cans (between a coke and red bull) end to end.)

He used to get the shit bagged out of him for it.

Amazing what you see in the shower after a game of rugby.


Hey Ritzy!!

Do you still  have his contact details?...LOL

comeandgetme68    M 42yrs
Melbourne

well...i sure am glad that you said....

living!!!!!....lol...

and onebrightstar...you bad girl...ya just put me off sausages for good...now when i go to cook one....urrkkkkkk

all i'm gunna see is.............arrgggghhhhhhhh....bad, bad star

cheers

jose...
kjandnev

Mz J

If it was a monster one, i can guarantee it wouldn't be mine...lol


Cheers Nev.....Mr Totally Average

HermesBigBoy    M 49yrs
Summer Hill

Well men do exaggerate, embellish, amplify, overestimate

Yes well lots of us men feel the need to over do the estimation.... big mistake
I learned long ago to under promise and over deliver
It is all about managing expectation

ciao
Hermes

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

over estimating & managing expectations! Hallelujah!!

Quoting 'HermesBigBoy'
Yes well lots of us men feel the need to over do the estimation.... big mistake
I learned long ago to under promise and over deliver
It is all about managing expectation

ciao
Hermes


Oh Hermes!

YES YES Oh God Yes!

I've lost count of the times I've been told

I'm good looking: maybe to ya mum mate!

I've got a huge penis: compared to what? an androngenous ken doll?

Im not married: between the ages of 0-15

Im single: when not attached to the hip of my partner (eg when i go to the bathroom & work)

I drive a antique motor vehicle: its a freekin BIKE ffs!

Aside from the sexual bucket list, for anyone, (males or females)

to talk themselves up just to score a meet/greet or a rootin tootin good

time is just asking for whatever crap is flung in their direction around forum & in real life.

love ya work H

 

seductionrules    M 53yrs F 52yrs
Melbourne

Massive Intruder

Thank you Mrs Sassy for bring this to our attention and giving us men inferiority complexes.

 

Btw..interesting in the video that the lady couldn't take more than half..

one person's fantasy is another's nightmare..

 

Our doctor says Mrs SR has a long vag, but she says that this ones too big for her to try.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR

mr_mrssassy   

M 37yrs F 32yrs
Port Hedland

lol

It's all in the challenge...

 

Whether we can actually fit the holy grail is beside the point... it's trying that's the fun part

 

Mrs Sassy

Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

long vag?

Quoting 'seductionrules'

Thank you Mrs Sassy for bring this to our attention and giving us men inferiority complexes.

 

Btw..interesting in the video that the lady couldn't take more than half..

one person's fantasy is another's nightmare..

 

Our doctor says Mrs SR has a long vag, but she says that this ones too big for her to try.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR

The massive intruder was a little...erm...intimidating the say the least.

My thoughts on taking something that huge went a little like

'oh crap..there goes years of pelvic floor excercises'

closely followed by' um, maybe there is truth in

'too much of a good thing'

However, theres only one way to find out...thanks for the tip

Mr. SR...making a trip to the GP to have my pink bits

measured....

seductionrules    M 53yrs F 52yrs
Melbourne

Long vag

Actually I didn't send her there to get measured.

 

It was an idle comment from the doctor during a pregnancy check up.

 

Regards

 

Mr. SR.  

MissBJ   

F 39yrs
Caloundra

sigh...



Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one.
Mynameonurlips    F 46yrs
Sydney

God! Don't ya just love a laugh that involves all ya bits?

Quoting 'MissBJ'


Such a pity when the average sized cock is attached to was an even bigger one.


Has to be the quote of the Month Miss BJ!!!!

 

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