I was given a vibrating vag for a b/day once and it took me ages to try it out!
That said it was not as good as servicing myself with a bit of lubricant and my hand.
Didn't bother after that and have since lost it moving house.
That is absolutely friggin hilarious!!! Hmmmm, reminds me of a song.....
My polyester girl.....so shiny!
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left and ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me
She's my Polyester Girl.......Sorry, I am such a dag!! XXX
Imagine what you could do with a bike tyre if your dick pumps up a plastic doll till she bursts!
Tour De Fuck.
I had one of those sex toy parties and the person giving the demo had a big dildo and said pass it around to show the ladies. So there we are passing the dildo trying not to look all embarased as it was with work girls from my office.
then one says at the top of her lungs. Fuck me this has been used its got pubes wrapped around it!
All eyes then turned to the very red faced sales lady.
i reckon ...any chance you had of getting a fuck from here (RHP) those that read the forums anyway ( the classy ones ..oh and the dirty ones Yes You Meeks) have just scrubbed a line through your name.
Jeesus a blow up doll why not just put you hand inside doggy bag and give yourself a wank if you love the feel of Plastic ..
Wowwow,studley's tag is THE PHANTOM he has no pics in his profile he says he is a funny man,and this is pretty funny,the post of the week I reckonx Hugs H