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First Contact, and they wonder why they get rejected...dohh

Jul 24, 2012
uneventful   Woman 56yrs
This was a first contact message which I received today .. for some one way outside my age range ... sorry but a 20 y/o is not my style ..
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Sex tonight,?? If you want in my apartment

And he could not understand why I declined ..

Who else gets these ... please list them .. we all need a laugh ...
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Hellenheels  

Woman 40yrs

Where to begin...

Wanna fuck?

 

Hey sweetie, whatcha doing, can meet today.

 

I'm free to play today, call me on...  (I prefer to meet first play later - pretty sure it says this somewhere on my profile)

 

Hey babe,  wanna fuck you, will pay $500... (Do I look like a whore??)

 

Mmmm nice arse, my big cock will destroy your arsehole... (don't know how I ever passed that one up)

 

Sexy eyes babe, I could cum all over your face... (or this one)

 

Nice profile really enjoyed it... (there is bugger all on my profile, just put up the basics when I opened account and since there is more feedback than I can cope with figured I wouldn't even attempt to jazz it up)

 

Good post OP, sure to dig up some pure gold...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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tuscanred  

Woman 60yrs

It should have said

Sex tonight? If you want in my apartment because mum and dad have gone out for the nigt.

 

I get em, and I love em , we all can do with a smile now and again.

 

At least they are giving it a shot, they will realise that they are not hitting the mark and then work out a better option.

 

I wish a guy would say, chicken tonight my appartment and cook me dinner

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Bratzilla  

Woman 36yrs

My "best" so far...

"wana b a dirty sub?"              Um sure yeah why not. I mean, you've OBVIOUSLY read my profile. And your cockshot is just SUCH a turn on! I mean, who wouldn't want to be your meaningless cunt? I know any hole would do but I feel SOOOOO priveleged that you picked me!!!!! ;D
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it amazes me that..

they decide to use every word in their vocabulary in the first message.

it does not leave them much space to maneuver in later communications..

ah well.. more cake for the rest of us..

and no.. i've never had a massage like that..
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ilbisonte

it works both ways you know....

I recently had a response to my very gentlemanly approach as follows:-

soz honey, but what do you mean "you'd like to hear more from me" ?? You either wanna fuck or you don't. It's not rocket science sweety. But i see you're not cut - so forget that too. anywayzzzzzzz



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ruby_blossum  

Woman 54yrs

ET phone home......

Damn, I saw the heading - First Contact....and thought this was going to be about aliens.
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Hesione

perhaps

some women enjoy messages like that,I noticed Funloving has bumped an old thread about sex with strangers.

The problem is that men take a scatter gun approach sometimes, hoping that they will hit something....old ducks,young ducks,cougars,pussys etc.

I did ask a man the other day if he had much success with his approach,he did not  respond.

I suppose he was too busy reloading his pistol.x Hugs H

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bigbustyBBW   Woman 43yrs

seriously!!

this was the first message

hey i live in southbank u wanna come over

no thanks

i want to lick your pussy

no thanks

why dont u like your pussy licked

not the point i like to chat a little

ok so come over we will chat before i lick your pussy

no thanks

 

a few days later

u wanna come over for drinks and play

no thanks

 

omg is this guy serious..how many girls say yes to this on the first msg or even after a few...surely im not the only one here that likes to have a chat first ..to see if the person is worth my time.....i know that most of us r time poor!!

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CreamyKit10   Woman 48yrs

Hahahaha! Pure Gold!!

Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'
   
Quoting 'Vagabonde'
    "wana b a dirty sub?"           
Is that some kind of bathtime toy? 


Some guys need to ease off the grip, let some blood flow back to the brain, and evaluate why their dumbarse horndog approach... isnt working.


DG
   

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CreamyKit10   Woman 48yrs

Love it!!

Quoting 'Vagabonde'
    "wana b a dirty sub?"              Um sure yeah why not. I mean, you've OBVIOUSLY read my profile. And your cockshot is just SUCH a turn on! I mean, who wouldn't want to be your meaningless cunt? I know any hole would do but I feel SOOOOO priveleged that you picked me!!!!! ;D    

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ruby_blossum  

Woman 54yrs

Hey BigbustyBBW

seems like this particular cd just keeps repeating the same ole tune....
I have a collection of them just like that too....lol
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justjuice   Couple Man 55yrs Woman 48yrs

We got one..

Goes something like this ..

Hi,  at last we will get to meet face to face..  I will be coming to Sydney this weekend ( he is from Canberra) to give you the fun you have been looking for.  I will be waiting for you at my Hotel... 

Signed off with a profile name which included the word Stud ?

1.    We never ever had any contact with this guy at all.

2.    He is well out of our age requirement  ?

3.    He is fully delusional if he really thought he's looks like a stud or anything near it looking at his picture..

4.    Obviously he never even read our profile...

Our reply was simple..    The answer is in our profile...
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mooka   Man 54yrs

But .....

The thing is, someone must like these types of first contact messages otherwise why would so many men evidently send them if they know that it doesn't work.  Not all men are stupid, if one approach won't work we will try another so somewhere this approach must work at least once for so many to be trying it!
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Miketheduc  

Man 53yrs

Yee Harr!!!

Now I know why my wordy and thoughtful approaches have been failing.

I need to leave my brain in a box somewhere and just get out and crow about my BIG ENORMOUS DICK!

Oh shit that probably won't work coz I like older women and they have a bit more brains than a plastic doll.

Mike

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bigbustyBBW   Woman 43yrs

hey Ruby_blossum

lol im sure this particular tries it on everyone....it was instant repulse for me with him saying where he 'supposedly' lived and and then questioning my like for oral because i declined his offer.....

i get heaps of msgs 'hey u want to fuck, lets meet tonight' they get the same reply 'no thanx'

.....a little chat, respect and not treating us as we are desperate, may actually lead to these dumb arses getting a fuck!!

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tuscanred  

Woman 60yrs

It works for me

I have no idea what all the fuss is about.

 

when I write can I suck your cock

Blow over my face and tits

want to come to my house and eat me out

Please bend me over and fuck me as you walk in the door

You can ride me bareback all the way round the block

Bring your mates

 

I always get a date so it must work

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caitsidhe

Damn...

So that is what I'm doing wrong...thanks for the pointers Tuscanred
Quoting 'tuscanred'

I have no idea what all the fuss is about.

 

when I write can I suck your cock

Blow over my face and tits

want to come to my house and eat me out

Please bend me over and fuck me as you walk in the door

You can ride me bareback all the way round the block

Bring your mates

 

I always get a date so it must work


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timr1986

Whats the alternative?

This site isnt quite like RSVP or Eharmony - Most profiles I have veiwed are very vague on personal details so its not easy to make an impression in a first message. I tried the gentleman approach and showing personal interest (my prefered method) to little success, so I figured what the hell try the cheeky/dirty message and it has been way more successful. Sure I toned it down a litte from "I want to cum on you" but it seems that is what people want to here. The other observation I have made is that this is a much more visual site than others, no doubt people want to see more skin, less clothes.

I would be interested to here what the most impressive message that you have received said?


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amuse_bouche  

Woman 25yrs

Erm....

'Baby I wanna spread and fuck that ass red raw and cum all over it' (the language of hearts and flowers...)

'No school today, parents out, cum over for a bang.' (18 year old boy, I suspect younger)

'Wanna suck my cock, dumb bitch?' (no background history required...)

'We know we live far from you, we pay you $500 for travel expense.' (generous, but no)

'Got the day off, come over and play. Waiting for you now, my address ____' (who the hell would tell someone their address in the first email??)


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Enigmaoflove

wow

I didn't know it was that bad

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