Hey sweetie, whatcha doing, can meet today.
I'm free to play today, call me on... (I prefer to meet first play later - pretty sure it says this somewhere on my profile)
Hey babe, wanna fuck you, will pay $500... (Do I look like a whore??)
Mmmm nice arse, my big cock will destroy your arsehole... (don't know how I ever passed that one up)
Sexy eyes babe, I could cum all over your face... (or this one)
Nice profile really enjoyed it... (there is bugger all on my profile, just put up the basics when I opened account and since there is more feedback than I can cope with figured I wouldn't even attempt to jazz it up)
Good post OP, sure to dig up some pure gold...
Sex tonight? If you want in my apartment because mum and dad have gone out for the nigt.
I get em, and I love em , we all can do with a smile now and again.
At least they are giving it a shot, they will realise that they are not hitting the mark and then work out a better option.
I wish a guy would say, chicken tonight my appartment and cook me dinner
some women enjoy messages like that,I noticed Funloving has bumped an old thread about sex with strangers.
The problem is that men take a scatter gun approach sometimes, hoping that they will hit something....old ducks,young ducks,cougars,pussys etc.
I did ask a man the other day if he had much success with his approach,he did not respond.
I suppose he was too busy reloading his pistol.x Hugs H
this was the first message
hey i live in southbank u wanna come over
i want to lick your pussy
why dont u like your pussy licked
not the point i like to chat a little
ok so come over we will chat before i lick your pussy
a few days later
u wanna come over for drinks and play
omg is this guy serious..how many girls say yes to this on the first msg or even after a few...surely im not the only one here that likes to have a chat first ..to see if the person is worth my time.....i know that most of us r time poor!!
Now I know why my wordy and thoughtful approaches have been failing.
I need to leave my brain in a box somewhere and just get out and crow about my BIG ENORMOUS DICK!
Oh shit that probably won't work coz I like older women and they have a bit more brains than a plastic doll.
lol im sure this particular tries it on everyone....it was instant repulse for me with him saying where he 'supposedly' lived and and then questioning my like for oral because i declined his offer.....
i get heaps of msgs 'hey u want to fuck, lets meet tonight' they get the same reply 'no thanx'
.....a little chat, respect and not treating us as we are desperate, may actually lead to these dumb arses getting a fuck!!
I have no idea what all the fuss is about.
when I write can I suck your cock
Blow over my face and tits
want to come to my house and eat me out
Please bend me over and fuck me as you walk in the door
You can ride me bareback all the way round the block
Bring your mates
I always get a date so it must work