I think you just just answered your own question!
Pusscat xxx
That sounds mean instead of funny! Clearly I'm crap at being funny :s
all I can say is that if you are having better success in the supermarket aisle and at the clubs then continue going there and shut up shop here...obviously those ladies cant read your obnoxious profile...
Some of us like to make connections that mean more than just a fuck and isnt it wonderful that being on a "adult dating" site allows us to do that...
perhaps you need to look at the way you "sell yourself" on your profile...
"If you get annoyed if your partner gives you a score out of 10 in the bedroom, move on, its for your benefit as much as mine"
Charming... do you truly think that is a positive and attractive thing to write ? what women wants to even know that ?? and who are you to point score ??....and the update on how many messages your getting...mmmm....I doubt it honey......
... ....you may have a cute butt as you state, but you have a asshole attitude....
Ya sends em a message, and they don't drop their daks.
What gives? Bloody prick teasers.
Feloniusly
The supermarket.
Dear God, you're that creepy guy I've seen oogling women in the fresh produce section. I thought the Magistrate banned you from the centre after you did that obscene demonstration with the melons and the cucumber?
unfuckin' believable,a hot boy like you,desperate and fuckless,what is goin' on in the world of RHP.
You say that you can't keep up with all the messages,perhaps that is why.The unanswered ones are all probably sayin'...Hey dude I am ready to spank ya monkey,choke ya chicken,slap ya cute as a button butt right now,and ya can play hide the sausage wiv me all day''
Clearly to assist you in this clerical dilemma you need a good secretarial service...x Hugs Ms Hesione Secretarial Services
don't mind and yes I am aware I am very shallow
Playing in the shallow end of the gene pool we thinks......
Meet me over in the fridge area, and we can do a 91/2 week thing
hell yeah your my kinda guy.
shallow thing that I am.
No more shopping for cucumbers, when your in Isle nine baby!