...that women with smaller breasts are both equally as intelligent as most blonds and are better lovers. Could be that all the nerves are more concentrated and they go off like little rockets when you touch them? Maybe too, when you up behind them and riding hard...they aren't flapping around everywhere and making those goofey slapping sounds that make you laugh and loose your concentration. Who knows, but I am willing to challenge science with volunteers from both sides of the research quant.
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Now about the other bits...a little paper cut that is well trained is a delight. I had a lover some time ago that, when you slowly inserted a 50 cent coin in there would moan and suddenly make correct change. It was unfortunate that she was the cause of my first cardiovascular incident and she could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose...we all compensate for our shortcomings somehow. Ahhh the good ol' days.
And as for you...dumb ass titless MILFS are high on my list, can we talk?
And please, take that rather large Roger Rabbit soap statue out of your ass, His ears must have melted by now!
It's cos I have no tits obviously
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quoting Chasing_Chilli
...wants to add to your intelligence by appropriately inserting my other head and brain, who am I to argue?
Artificial and momentary Intelligence via insemination you're suggesting there Mr. Midnight?
Juicybar, nothing wrong with that woman's brains for sure
...would be a rather shitty thing to do, but since you've had that damn soap in there since Easter, I think I would be more concerned about what in the hell might happen if you finally liberated Roger from your hole?
Don't worry, Chasing_Cock...I know you are a woman of high moral standards and exceptional virtue. So, bait the trap, CockBait. If it's as good as everyone on Facebook has said, I'll come back even if it farken near breaks my neck or other stiff bodily appendages getting there the first time.
I am also anal retentive...any woman that actually enjoys that is a keeper!