A man and his wife go to their             honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected             on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,             "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was             going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I             wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits             dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she             asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if             I did a pretty good job."

Little Johnny sitting on a corner with a big bowl, stirring whatever in it with a stick the bus pulls up and the bus conductor goes back and asks: what are you doing Johnny? Johnny replies: stirring shit.

The bus conductor say to him: and what are you going to do with this shit? Johnny replies: I’m going to make a bus conductor out of it.. The conductor goes back to the bus and tells the driver, so the drive goes over and asks Johnny what he’s doing? Johnny replies: stirring shit. Bus driver ask: what are going to do with it? Johnny replies: going to make a bus drive... Bus drive goes back to the bus and a police car pulls over to see what going on, the bus drive and conductor tells police man and say you got to be quick with your answer, so this big police man goes over and ask Johnny what he was doing? Johnny replies: stirring shit. The police man then say: I suppose you are going to make a police man out of it: Johnny replies: NO I haven’t got enough Shit..