Cougars,also known as the mountain lion like to stalk their prey....oooohhh you are referring to women,sorry....
Most women 30-45, I imagine, would recoil from that term,actually most women of any age ,it implies predatory behaviour
and wishfull thinking on the part of young men.
You are a guest,waiting for women to contact you,most women are guests ,men contact them,so therein lies your problem zacarak.You need to upgrade to have any chance.x Hugs H
I am beyone cougar
here is an old pole cat. approach
Make sure you have a back seat of a car and that the lights do not go on when you open a door. Sudden light of any kind will make the pole cat look for something tocover herself, much like a vampire in sunlight
Sudden light will also turn you into a stone, as in greek tales...no I do not mean greekbums kido, go google
Make sure you have your wobble boots on, as in so much booze that you have to stagger to the car. Pole cats do not need to be drunk, as they are drunk on the very thought of a young studly dudly like yourself.
Pole cats have a bag full of condoms, lube and incontance pads
Do not under any circumstance let them on top,as if you happen to open your eyes you wll think you are bonking fred basset hound the jowles are so floppy and we drible when excited.
no we do not wax, we just have a bald spot on our flange when we are so old
oral sex...no teeth your dick and my mouth,could this be love?
comeon sonny , give the cougars a miss, stuck up tarts that they are
once you had a pole cat there is no going back to under 60...grrrrrrrrr
Tuscan, you are too funny!
30 year old cougars! lol
The term conjures a 25+ age gap to my mind, not that i use it.
Yep, nothing makes my blood boil more.....and the guy who said it to me was only 4 years younger!!
My tiny bit of advice, show that there is something different about you and you never know, it might just spark some interest. Oh, and definitely upgrade as Hesione said! Mrs Waterbabes xxx
Great guide, GreyEyes.
Conversational skills are a must. The 'cougars' aren't always interested in sex alone.
And now I have first dates with two lovely 30-somethings lined up