circa 1978 (ish)
I was in a hotel in Leederville (Perth)
got picked up by a girl, and taken back to her place.
it was OBVIOUS there was a male living there.. but, she claimed it was her flatmate..
not that I cared.
we were soon naked and doing the fun stuff, nicely trashed... when we were interupted.
A person was VERY violently trying to get into the house..
the girl told me it was her BF and all shit was about to happen
damn it.. I had clothes everywhere.. and boots and all..
so, I thought.."Bluff"
Sit down, grab beer....
BF came in.. MAAAD.. and moved toward me..
I stood up.. naked.. and said... "I am not your problem mate, and you dont want to make me one.."
maybe it was my nakedness and semi erectness that made him back off..
So, I say.. "she invited me, when she aske me to leave, I will leave.." and sat back down..
they kind of looked at each other.. and finally she snaps.. "Will you fuck off out of here .."
I grinned.. finished the beer.. got dressed.. INCLUDING tying my bootlaces..thanked her for the sex and beer.. thanked him for his understanding..and left..
Now... I reckon I did them a favour.. it difused the situation totally...and I reckon she never got her lights punched out..
I often think of this couple... and wonder about meeting one, or both of them again... I reckon it would be a good laugh..
caveman (bluff works.... SOMETIMES)
10 ft tall and bullet proof back then mate...
Plus, I never did like running from annywhere... running TO is much more enjoyable.. you can see what you are facing.. running away means the enemy is at your back..and never a good situation :)
It COULD have gone bad... and I could be telling another story...
Which of course, I do have.. where bluff didnt work...and I didnt have the goods to back up my bluff...
caveman better staying in his cave
Girl.. that COULD have turned out bad eh..
Unprotected sex can be Like chocolate.. a moment of you lips.. forever on your hips..
How would one state that? "five minutes in your lips .. nine months on your hips?"
Nah.. that is corny.. but, you get the idea :)