You know those messages that us women-folk get on here? 'Hey babe, you're hot, I'm a businessman and I'm staying at *blah blah* hotel in town tonight and was wanting some sex, drop everything and make your way over to me for a quick shag'. Yeah, I'm not such a fan of those types of messages....I'm not sex on tap FFS! Anyway-

I have a confession to make. The other night, after getting all dolled up (lacy underwear, expensive perfume, shoes that give me blisters...the works), I was stood up by a (non-RHP) friend at the last minute. So I phoned in a booty call to another friend. Of course, I pretended I was calling just to see how he is, because I'm so sweet and caring like that...

"Hey how are you? Good, glad to hear. And your penis, how it is? Sad and lonely? Hmm....well ok, actually I was just thinking..."

OK, ok, naturally I have more tact than that, and perhaps a little more charm, because within an hour I was in a cab on the way to his place. 16 hours, one emergency trip to the servo up the road, 3 showers, one pair of handcuffs, a cup of Milo, one carpet burn, 2 bite marks, a set of mirrored wardrobe doors and a block of chocolate later, as I was leaving, I wondered to myself if I'm just using the poor guy? I mean, I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself and all...but should I feel bad? Are his protests that I only want him for his cock justified? Am I a hypocrite? Should I be thanking him or should he be thanking me?

Guys: Would you object to being a booty call?

Girls: Do you have a booty call on speed dial?

Everyone: How the hell do you hide bite marks?! I look like a victim on Buffy!

Looking forward to seeing whether or not you lovely people think I should apologise to this guy or not...and if so, how should I apologise?

Belle ;)