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Mar 21, 2010
tinquabell   Woman 23yrs

You know those messages that us women-folk get on here? 'Hey babe, you're hot, I'm a businessman and I'm staying at *blah blah* hotel in town tonight and was wanting some sex, drop everything and make your way over to me for a quick shag'. Yeah, I'm not such a fan of those types of messages....I'm not sex on tap FFS! Anyway-

I have a confession to make. The other night, after getting all dolled up (lacy underwear, expensive perfume, shoes that give me blisters...the works), I was stood up by a (non-RHP) friend at the last minute. So I phoned in a booty call to another friend. Of course, I pretended I was calling just to see how he is, because I'm so sweet and caring like that...

"Hey how are you? Good, glad to hear. And your penis, how it is? Sad and lonely? Hmm....well ok, actually I was just thinking..."

OK, ok, naturally I have more tact than that, and perhaps a little more charm, because within an hour I was in a cab on the way to his place. 16 hours, one emergency trip to the servo up the road, 3 showers, one pair of handcuffs, a cup of Milo, one carpet burn, 2 bite marks, a set of mirrored wardrobe doors and a block of chocolate later, as I was leaving, I wondered to myself if I'm just using the poor guy? I mean, I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself and all...but should I feel bad? Are his protests that I only want him for his cock justified? Am I a hypocrite? Should I be thanking him or should he be thanking me?

Guys: Would you object to being a booty call?

Girls: Do you have a booty call on speed dial?

Everyone: How the hell do you hide bite marks?! I look like a victim on Buffy!

Looking forward to seeing whether or not you lovely people think I should apologise to this guy or not...and if so, how should I apologise?

Belle ;)

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haylock18   Man 23yrs

WOW

Well with what you wore that night I prob would not have a problem with it I mean that sounds very sexy and your look attractive so not a huge deal as long as he had fun also but prob not the best idea to make a habbit of it with him, mainly depends on the guy himself though if he is cool with it i think.

with the bite marks if you find out how to hide them let me know!

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randomtip   Man 32yrs

It depends

A lot of people on here are just looking for sex. WRONG! Most people are looking out for that special person who clicks into them. They want to have all their sexual desires fulfilled at the same time as having all their emotional and intellectual needs fulfilled.

You need to sit down with this guy and talk about how you are both feeling, what your needs are, what desires he has, and how best you can accomodate each other. What kind of compromise can you.... wait a minute, what am I saying? Fuck his brains out as often as you can and don't worry about him! If he wants your interactions to become a little more emotional he will tell you. Then you can flick him.

By the way, I heard you're seeing a kitten torturer. You sicko.

Also the best way to conceal bite marks is with chocolate, vegemite, or poo. No one can see through that stuff, and you have a great conversation starter.

Random

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OneBrightStar

Onya tinquabell !!

....I reckon the guys reading this, are wishing right now that it was them that got the booty call!

Nothing to apologise for in my book....he had the choice to say "no"...and you both had fun

Jx

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Taipan12   Man 46yrs

speed dial..

Tinquabell  ..speed dial pizza, condoms and booty..The beauty of 2010 is we can do this now..and if you have a relationship with Mr Booty then play on..

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geturroxyoff

you go girl

well done no apologies needed unless you left unhappy and then he should apologise to you...as long as you had fun does it really matter and like onebright said he could of said no.....and at least you had tact when you rang him...thats a bonus

the only thing id be worried about would be the broken mirrored wardrobe doors...you know 7 years bad luck and all lol

off to find me a booty call hehe....any takers by any chance
roxxy xxx
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Stalky   Man 50yrs

Ding dong!

Yes, you should pay for dinner next time. Use an Avon foundation to cover the bight marks. :p hugs Stalky
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iggy_pop   Man 42yrs

Which brand was the chocolate bar?

Definitely sounds like he had a great time too!
Are his protestations about you using him for his cock serious, or is he saying it in jest? I'm guessing it's the latter...

Having been the unsuspecting, unwilling (yeah, right!) victim of many a booty call, I can honestly say it doesn't bother me one iota to be thought of as such. The only problem was when I had 3 girls at one stage with me as their preferred choice for the evening, not just sex either, but the whole night, dinner, bands, music, drinks, the lot - it's hard work trying to juggle that many gorgeous women!! Especially when you're trying to run your own business, and that business involved alcohol, and I was living at a pub - it was like one never-ending party!!!

I had always held off on getting a mobile phone, mainly because I just didn't want to be contactable 24 hours-a-day (my how that's changed!). When I split up with the ex though, I found that I was constantly being told by beautiful women "if you had a mobile I would've SMS'd you to see where you were at 3am" - I got myself a mobile very quickly after that!

I think the most flattering personal booty call tick-of-approval I ever received was when I had a stunningly sexy prostitute (I didn't know that was what she was doing for a living at the time) calling and texting me constantly to hang out, followed by some awesome sex! (She was one of the 3 I mentioned above)

So Tinquabell, don't feel bad at all, he's lovin' it!! As Iggy sang - "Now I Wanna Be Your Dog"!!!

Iggy
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hmm

i dare say he should be thanking you as you gave him the heads up.. and a great time by the sounds of it.. maybe not the carpet burn on your behalf.
i cant see an apology would be needed unless you now made the relationship with him sticky/awkward.
im sure he will be waiting for more
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missbowpeek   Woman 50yrs

swings and roundabouts

Hey Tinq we've been liberated for a while now......bootie swings both ways I mean ...a girl has needs !!! Bite marks........a quick sharp slap usually works best !!! LOL bruises now they need to be negotiated before hand and kept out of sight LOL weary miss b
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kittycat49   Couple Man 41yrs Woman 45yrs

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tinquabell !!!!!!

We have a booty call on this site 22 year old...

Absolutely awesome no matter what day what time short notice he always shows up.......

He is great in bed very horny little devil

Kittycat49xxxxxxxxx

Liz_n_Steve keep your opnions to yourself morans

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NevandKj

I just want to know

Where were these booty calls when i was a twenty something?  or did i just hang with the wrong people in the wrong places!


Back then all the girls (that i knew) wanted marriage.


Maybe we were just boring, i guess we were mainly interested in Motorcross and shooting and drinking anyhow, not exactly very exiciting things for girls i guess.


These days they just want sex, or is it that just the girls on Rhp.


Cheers Nev......how things change hey! 

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Jean_Girard   Man 36yrs

As long as you're paying for.....

the out-of-date servo chicken roll and can mix up a reasonable pina colada - they're all good.  Us men feel less objectified when you get us drunk, while we can impress with our cooking talents operating the 7-11 Microwave.
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wowwow09

Go Tinka

Booty Call ... we all make them & we all recieve them.

Nothing wrong with it everyone involved gets something out of it... Basically they are the BEST.

Never be worried about what people may think after all if you get a Booty call and your not interested you just say No.

Go Tinka you sound Awesome

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moon2ocean

booty call

every 1 loves a booty call they can be lots of fun you should of taken some food over for him befor u do him over,if 2 people dont mind all fun if 1 person has feelings and the other not thats when it becomes messy RULES SHOULD BE SET OUT CLEARLY FIRST so theres no mess had a booty caller once she became a storker and i couldnt get rid of her lol hence rules lol
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Jean_Girard   Man 36yrs

Punchuation

Hey Tinq's - does that servo sell commas and fullstops?
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Mynameonurlips   Woman 49yrs

Booty call? Pfft...lets aussie it up....

Hm..not as easy as I first thought...

Dial a phuck?...nah

cock on call?..nope

Come on Earl...gimme something to work with please!!!

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4810horny

I wish

No objection here. Hmmm.
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XS   Woman 39yrs

Booty...

love havin it, hate bein it ;P xo
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geturroxyoff

lol

still looking for a booty call

jean you busy wanna fcuk babe

is that how its done?????

roxxy xxx....off ta look some more

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BadBadDog

Devastated....

I'm sure he was devastated....he may need HOURS to get over it.....

I think it's truly shocking that you are using this poor man for his cock.....and you should take a good hard look at

yourself in the mirror......(and then call him again !) lol

Don't cover up the bite marks....wear 'em proudly....evidence of someone living life to the full and getting what they want

and not afraid to show it.....bravo !

BadBadDog (yep he bites !)

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