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Jul 17, 2012
Bratzilla   Woman 36yrs
I've spent this one mostly asleep, all day in bed (alone), with a nasty virus that's given me a throat which feels like I've gargled razorblades, a voice like a pubescent boy, hearing like a greatgrandma, temper like a quitting smoker... Oh and my boss telling me that I'm "chucking a sickie cos its my birthday and a medical certificate will be required for my RDOs if I don't come in and make up the time off". *sigh* and my friends wonder why I get pissy at the mere mention of the "B" word. (this is one of the better years, I might add!)                                So, in order to cheere up, I ask my RHP buddies to share their Worst Birthdays Ever! :D
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Meeka100   Woman 42yrs

It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want too

Happy Birthday gorgeous girl!! And tell your boss to go fuck himself!

I never make a fuss about my birthday so I can't really remember a terrible one?

Meeka xx

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MsVelvetblue

My 40th

Was on assignment in NYC and was coming home for my "surprise 40th  party" to my husband in Melbourne

 

Due to impending snow storm about to hit JFK I was offered a seat and a upgrade on a much earlier flight  (who would say no to a upgrade when long hauling from the States ?)

 

Yep arrived home after a 18 hour flight

 

The "suprise party"  I gathered had started without me..the" party"  being the hubby's  head buried between a former friends thighs....the "surprise" was the look on his face, when  I said "Hey how ya doing ?" in my New York twang...

 

Pretty sure I caught  the same plane back, cause I was flying back East on the very same day....."celebrated" my 40th somewhere over Lord Howe Island with a Creme Caramel with a unlit matchstick in it,  brought to me by lovely hostie and sobbing...to this day I pity the poor sod, sitting next to me,  who put up with me and said very little all the way to LA but was kind enough to give me his little Kleenex pack of tissues...I thank you again

 

Moral of Story: Think twice before upgrading, if you really dont want to know the truth...

 

 

Ns Vagabond....a speedy recovery and may you be well enough soon, to let lose on your Birday day.,...BIG HUG TO YOU xx

 

 

 

 

 

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ruby_blossum  

Woman 54yrs

HaPpY BiRtHdAy Tanya.....

.....and hope you are feeling better real soon.
Time to celebrate then!!!!!

And tell your boss to shove it!
oh wait, you already have 

(not going to share my worst birthdays....to damn sad)
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MsVelvetblue

Memo to Velvet

Put glasses on before hitting the keyboard....sorry for all the typos..

 

Ms Vagabond..Happy Birthday hon...may you have a awesome one and get well soon

 

Meeka, if I may...thats a great profile photo...you look stunning !!!

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Meeka100   Woman 42yrs

Thank you very much MsV

Thank you MsV.... I showed it to a good friend of mine and she said. Oh I didn't recognise you, that is you on a good day. LOL... so I figure no body will recognise me so it's safe to put up. Bloody bitch. hahahaa

xx
Meeka


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Meeka100   Woman 42yrs

Wonder why?

Mind you my profile views will plummet... the face is the least looked at profile pic, followed by boobs or waist. The most successful picture in RHP land is of the butt.

Lots of butt men on here!!

xx
Meeka
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TheGeek   Man 28yrs

I always get depressed.

Which sucks, because I used to love my birthday.

I am the youngest of 7 siblings, and growing up your birthday was the only day of the year when you got all the attention.

Then I became a teenager, developed depression, had a family, got stressed etc etc blah blah blah.

These days a good birthday is when I actually leave the bedroom for something other than chocolate or alcohol...

Cheers,
MS
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ApolloThirteen   Woman 42yrs

4 things you need:

Organic apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, hot water and honey. Thank me later... And happy birthday!
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tuscanred   Woman 60yrs

My 60th

 

Is the 24th of July

I am happy to be here, a bit dented and worse for wear

 

After a couple of going to the pearly gates , and back to earth again

I am glad to smile at my wrinkles, my saggy boobs, my flat white bum,

and at what life has given me

 

Two lovely daughters and and my x hubby who is still my best mate after 28 years

Life is pretty darn good, at this point in time.

 

All I have to do is remember not go out out with my skirt tucked into my pants, and try to remember my name and where I live when I come out of the shops.

 

I lost the car last week, I am waiting for Sunday when the car park has less cars so I hope I find it again.

Happy Birthday hon,

@meeka, if I had a butt picture up here  that would plummet the paid members list.

Ohhh the horror!


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GreyEyesSydney

The land of butt

I second that people (men, couples and ladies too) are drawn to butt pics like moths to the butt flame. I feel a mooning joke in there somewhere but it's late and I'm digressing.

Worst birthday ever? 17th birthday.

We went ten pin bowling. My step dad at the time drank all day to celebrate the anniverary of birth that he had nothing to do with. Later we went to a fancy restaurant where he threatens to punch my mum in the face over dinner. Both get up and leave. Sit there with my brother wondering what to do. An hour later they come back, separately and we are leaving said restaurant. Pour step dad into taxi, we climb in. Taxi drops us off at home. Step dad spews in front yard while mum pays the taxi driver. Certainly memorable for all the wrong reasons.
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Chasingmytail   Woman 46yrs

Belated birthday wishes

I hope that Melbourne sends you a smile today, with the sun peeking through the clouds to brighten your day :) Sad to hear that Melburnians  shared their winter lurgies with you rather than a smile on your birthday. I am sending you a big box of extra soft tissues to make up for it. Some of us are good sports
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Smilingwithfun   Man 53yrs

Birthday cheer

Sorry Vaga Can't be miserable when talking about my birthday, cause without it i wouldn't be here As for your boss go to work,plant a big birthday kiss on his lips & let him catch what youve got,birthday present in reverse.Then leave to get a Doctors Cert.Hope your day improves
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Paradisepair   Couple Man 40yrs Woman 40yrs

My 21st

Planned a gorgeous weekend getaway for my friends and I all expenses paid. Only my true friends could bare to breakaway from their city weekend clubbing routine. At such a young age that really hurt.
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studlylover

Happy Birthday Vagabonde

Take care and use the time to let the body heal. Listen to your body and ask what is it this sickness is telling me. Have plenty of rest and yeah  tell your boss  to get stuffed.
My worst birthday was the one where i went on a big bender for a week and forgot all about it, oh well it was a big bender.
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multiples_xxx   Woman 31yrs

My 18th

My partners sister and nephew died a week earlier and everyone was interstate (understandably). I had my birthday alone and in shock and worry for my man :(

Cass xxx
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Handmaiden   Woman 50yrs

I am indifferent

So birthdays never bother me. I have had some fun ones...one or two memoriable ones but nothing really bad or horrible because they really do not matter to me one way or another.

Sorry you are not feeling well and I second Apollo's list. Lemon juice, warm water and honey does the trick.

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feloniusfossil

Happy Bithday Vaga

Hope your better soon!


and Meeks, I love face pics, I'm always more likely to look at a profile that has a

face pic.


A pic of boobs or bums doesn't rate for me, can see them anytime.


Someones face and eyes say lots as far as I'm concerned. Though I'm guessing

I'm in the minority as far as the desperate and dateless goes.


Cheers Felonius

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feloniusfossil

Ok who took my R...lol Bloody Carbon tax I guess.

Birthdays, Meh...over em ...don't want to know, never had parties...hate being

the centre of attention. So no never had a bad one.


In the background Feloniusly

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Otori  

Couple Man 30yrs Woman 30yrs

Ya poor thing.

I think you are well within your rights to officially postpone your birthday until you feel better.  Can't really think of any terrible birthdays that I've had but I do know that Mr Otori's birthday this year will suck. He is working that whole weekend til the wee hours installing servers in NQ. Hopefully we can find us someone fun to do when he gets back :P
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50zcool

You have a happy day.

Spit in the bosses coffee, and snigger about it for the rest of the year.

My last birthday was Captain Morgan and I on the Sth Fremantle Groyne.

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