Was on assignment in NYC and was coming home for my "surprise 40th party" to my husband in Melbourne
Due to impending snow storm about to hit JFK I was offered a seat and a upgrade on a much earlier flight (who would say no to a upgrade when long hauling from the States ?)
Yep arrived home after a 18 hour flight
The "suprise party" I gathered had started without me..the" party" being the hubby's head buried between a former friends thighs....the "surprise" was the look on his face, when I said "Hey how ya doing ?" in my New York twang...
Pretty sure I caught the same plane back, cause I was flying back East on the very same day....."celebrated" my 40th somewhere over Lord Howe Island with a Creme Caramel with a unlit matchstick in it, brought to me by lovely hostie and sobbing...to this day I pity the poor sod, sitting next to me, who put up with me and said very little all the way to LA but was kind enough to give me his little Kleenex pack of tissues...I thank you again
Moral of Story: Think twice before upgrading, if you really dont want to know the truth...
Ns Vagabond....a speedy recovery and may you be well enough soon, to let lose on your Birday day.,...BIG HUG TO YOU xx
Put glasses on before hitting the keyboard....sorry for all the typos..
Ms Vagabond..Happy Birthday hon...may you have a awesome one and get well soon
Meeka, if I may...thats a great profile photo...you look stunning !!!
Is the 24th of July
I am happy to be here, a bit dented and worse for wear
After a couple of going to the pearly gates , and back to earth again
I am glad to smile at my wrinkles, my saggy boobs, my flat white bum,
and at what life has given me
Two lovely daughters and and my x hubby who is still my best mate after 28 years
Life is pretty darn good, at this point in time.
All I have to do is remember not go out out with my skirt tucked into my pants, and try to remember my name and where I live when I come out of the shops.
I lost the car last week, I am waiting for Sunday when the car park has less cars so I hope I find it again.
Happy Birthday hon,
@meeka, if I had a butt picture up here that would plummet the paid members list.
Ohhh the horror!
So birthdays never bother me. I have had some fun ones...one or two memoriable ones but nothing really bad or horrible because they really do not matter to me one way or another.
Sorry you are not feeling well and I second Apollo's list. Lemon juice, warm water and honey does the trick.
Hope your better soon!
and Meeks, I love face pics, I'm always more likely to look at a profile that has a
face pic.
A pic of boobs or bums doesn't rate for me, can see them anytime.
Someones face and eyes say lots as far as I'm concerned. Though I'm guessing
I'm in the minority as far as the desperate and dateless goes.
Cheers Felonius
Birthdays, Meh...over em ...don't want to know, never had parties...hate being
the centre of attention. So no never had a bad one.
In the background Feloniusly