I don't know every way to get a lady wet - but am keenly working my way through the list...  but as a nerdy user of dry ice - I can assure you this will not get you wet, as any nerd knows CO2 changes from a solid to a gas with no intervening liquid form.  The jury is still out as to whether talking about sublimation gets ladies wet... but you should get back to me on that.

I always assume I'm talking to the hot female in any couple...  is that wrong?

is there anything that can improve the taste of down there?

is there anything that i can do to stop my gag reflex kicking in and making me dry retch?

Your taste or my taste?  I have never disliked a girls taste - ssooo I dunno if I can help much there, as long as things are clean I guess diet would have an effect.  It makes me really curious to see what MissS tastes like - I would assume chocolate?  It's also fair to say the taste changes from one hour to the next.... so the whole thing is probably quite complex and not as simple as just showering and eating chocolate (sorry!)

As for my taste - I'm told pineapple juice is helpful - and I love pineapple and juice... not sure if I am delicious - I always aim for my mouth but cum on my chest (gimme a break - I'm tall!!), so am yet to know!

The gag reflex is a tricky one too - I've never ....erm... y'know had that happen to me.  I honestly think practise with someone who understands or can have a laugh will help here - Stalky will say it's all in the angles (and armpits).  So practise practise practise!!

Quoting 'missbowpeek' Dear Doc There seems to be an issue with my local ice-cream factory supplier. Ive come to love that sweet exotic dark mysterious chocolate flavour with the unexpected flashes of peppermint. Lately they only seem to have vanilla available. I find vanilla a little boring unless it has a splash of boysenberry ripple or some other sudden unexpected rush of flavour. I have heard of other ice cream makers that offer some very unusual flavours. Should I source my ice cream elsewhere or do you think i should start with the vanilla and gradually add my own flavours until I find a suitable mix that thrills me ?? freezer door open miss b

Hey there Miss B - sorry about the delay (and potentially the formatting in this post), but I've been on holidays, er I mean - medical school...(lecturing). I hope you closed your freezer door while waiting, otherwise any sort of ice cream you had will be melted - and that really shouldn't happen until the ice cream is being spread onto someone's lower back, nipples or just below the belly button where it can trickle into forbidden areas, only to be removed by an eager tongue.

But this doesn't help you with your flavour dillema. I have to say vanilla is a very safe flavour - but if you have it every night you will get just as fat as if you were eating something exotic... I had coconut ice-cream the other day, never had it before! and loved it. So often I always end up asking for chocolate (which is really just a dark vanilla when you think about it) - but how good was tasting something new!? Real good (mmm coconut) 

So I guess my advice is to see if you can sneak some boysenberry onto the vanilla, but if it still tastes bland - try sampling some of the other flavours. by all accounts you can sometimes get a sampler pack - where you can have a little of everything and if there's something you truly like, take a tub of it home.

Its a special birthday event coming up in a couple of months... I want to get my lover something really really special.. I was thinking maybe a new handbag or even a purse... or perhaps a bikini... but you know.. something really special... not the regular sort.... My lover makes a great model for that kind of thing and has connections in the fashion industry.

If only there was a trustworthy handsome 34 year old Estonian Pelt Master in our midst to please me inside and out.

What to do?

Hugs

Stalky

That was a classic, as was Mynames sex bus/tour

Cheers Felonius