I can't believe how many personal messages I receive asking for my advice. It is often people who don't think their topic deserves a whole forum thread, or people who really just want my advice... not the opinion of a pimply faced 22yo. So I have started this thread to help everyone get the real truth. I don't have tickets on myself, but suspect that this will possibly become bigger than Google.
What's your question for Jean Girard?
Great idea Jean.. I wish I had though of it. haha.
I get the same kind of mail too at times. Although most of it is from people giving ME "advice" rather than them seeking mine... hahaha.
Some people get a ittle bit cranky don't they!! Shheeesh!!
hehe... Your topic should get a sticky just like Mrs P's forum search post!
OK bebe,
Why do women treat me so mean? I'm always trying to be such a good little boy... no worse than any of the other children.... but when the ruler comes out.. I'm always the one who gets a spanking... Even dedicated subs seem to take particular pleasure in bashing me up... but I really just like cuddles... Why Jean?.... Why are women so unkind to stalky?
OK... and another question....
Why are you always checking under your hood... errrr.... and do you need a hand with that?
Hugs
Stalky
I have a problem. I really enjoy my fruit and vegetables but the cucumbers and carrots keep disappearing. I seem to always get left with the beans and brussel sprouts. I don't understand where they are going as my husband doesn't cook and doesn't like them raw ?
The other night I had a weird dream and woke a little wet. I looked over at the bedside table and noticed a half eaten cucumber.
Can you tell me where they could be going ? The strawberries and even the frozen blueberries are missing too !
I don't want to get scurvy !
Thanks, Ms Juicy Fruit
I want to know if there is anything i can help you with under that bonnet ??????????
Im pretty ' Handy ' around cars
Dear Dr jean....
Why are men wombats?
I have a sore left testicle? What might it be?
Cheers
Just wanted to know if you are the father of my unborn child... I did shag a few guys that week
Mrs Sassy
I'm secretly in love with Stalky, and often have wet dreams about Whitehawk...
Should i end my life or can I be cured ?
Trev
Dear Jean,
I need ideas quick. A couple are coming around tomorrow morning and I promised them a really good time. It's role play with the theme music from "Bonanza" and I promised to play the role of Hoss... but I'm not that big... you know... HOSS.... and when I get nervious... I'm a little bit... limp. A solution came ot me in a dream so I've collected a kitchen wizz, a watermelon, 3 litres of paper glue and the Sydney Morning Herald but I cant remember what I'm meant to do with that stuff. I've run out of ideas so how can I fake it? What would you do in this situation?
I was recently told by a woman that I couldn't have sex with her unless my cock was 6 inches long......that presents a huge problem for me.....
If I fold it in half, it is exactly five and a half inches. She is really hot and I desperately want to sleep with her.....do you think near enough is good enough ?
DoggyStyle.
Dear Sweetpetite,
Tricky one this... you really should work on your grammar. But to answer your question, a male wombat is called a Jack.
Lots of love
JG
From what I can see - nothing. You are giving your boyfriend blowjobs and that is admirable. Not wrong.
If you are trying to overcome the pain, I would suggest you have an air pressure problem, you most likely have some sort of blockage in your eustachian tubes. Suck on a Vicks, or Fisherman's Friend during any future blow-jobs.
PS - Your boyfriend can thank me another time.
This can be either a problem with the scrotum or a faulty testicle. We will need to pinpoint the root cause. Firstly, swap your testicles... so pop the one on the right to the left, and the one on the left to the right.
Is your left testicle still sore?
Hey there Trev,
I checked your profile, and I think the cure is closer than you perhaps realise. However I've been looking for an excuse to move back to Perth, so if you find yourself inexplicably drawn towards Stalky I am happy to look after Kilee while you scratch whatever itch you have - just in a doctor / nurse professional kind of way of course.
I have had similar dreams about Whitehawk, and the only cure I have found is to never go to sleep. It hurts, but not as much as wasting a load.
DJG
Hey there Dellaroo,
You could fetch me another beer.
There's also something caught in the fanbelt...but you need to be careful getting it out. You see I don't want to damage the fanbelt, I'm a bit of a tightarse.