So what are you doing to all your lil meatybites? 

Cheers nev

Whoa! Now ya see? Thats what I love about this place!

No bs.. tell it like is..straight shootin wake up calls!

Of course you're right!! Hmm...feelin purdy good right about

now...thanks rough

Stop this "comparing" business....pfft :-)

Unique.  That's what I'd call you.  Can't put you in a category, and therefore no easy option "tick box".

Manual search for you lovely lady....

Jx

I fear if I do any more manual searching Onebright I may loose my

eyesight...lol

Ok..no more comparing..'pouts'...suitably chastised...uhoh...is

that a tingle of pleasure I felt just then??...OH NOOOOOO

Nev: yeah rub it in why don't ya? Meaty bites bite back..lol

Thank you both...now quit being nice cos you're giving me

wrinkles from all this smiling....

xxxx

Good to see ya!

Jx

Hows things going girl?, nights getting cool up there in the mountains yet?

cheers Nev

im in the same boat,well sort of lol

ive had girlfriends come and go

friends married and doing it

ive never married have no kids

just as you think things are going well

its all over,

i still cant figure it out

ive been single for a very long time now

and wonder if there is someone out there for me

or am i destined to be single

the strange thing is im still really good friends with

my ex girlfriends and there now partners or husbands

make ya wonder if your destined to be single and the really good friend

everyone loves but doesnt want to go out with lol

so live be happy and one day with out exspecting it

someone will be there for all your needs...

at least thats what im hoping haha

LMFAO .. you say the dude is going to be looking for his fifth wife? I mean the man must suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder! Does he never learn?

And you Lippy... you racey lil minx. Why am I not surprised that you'd go through a set of tyres in a weekend?

Hugs

Stalky

Try dubdubdubbing      unhappyhipsters.com

Now that's humour.

Hugs

Stalky

G'day Kiwi,

Pt 1.

Upon reading your thread I was thinking you were the male

version of me, then I read your handle again and by gum, I

believe I have the solution for your problem!

Firstly, you're a kiwi (you poor bugger) so I suggest taking

elocution lessons to rid yourself of the accent and secondly

perhaps try dating someone outside of your family circle.

Pt 2. Now you know why Im single...lol

ps: I couldnt help myself...I have an awful sense of humour

and I hope you take my thread as just a demonstration of same

Thanks heaps for sharing, heres to us both lowering our

standards and increasing our short attention span xxxx

your comrade in arms

J

Ahh, Max, taking your advice and keeping my chin up...all three of

them in fact...lol. xxx

Stalky: Bugger the OCD..my ex is a walking talking DSM4...lol

He used to wear a uniform, had a good body and a rather healthy

appendage....and I was 18 when we got together....thats my

excuse and Im sticking to it!

On my way to unhappyhipsters.com as soon as I cash in my

frequent flyer points, Reckon I've earned a round the world

trip from all the 'tyres' I've purchased...lol

Miss Sexy Sophie: Thanks for reminding me of the fun factor

which I had almost overlooked amidst my woe's me moment!

Best part of the low boredom threashold is that I'm just about

over my 'mourning period'...NEXT!...lol

Delish Trish: Exactly the same analogy I use on my ex too!

Not only has he had 4 wives, there are at least three others

with whom he lived with b'tween weddings...go figure!!

Thank fruit loops that we got out when we did eh??!!!

Wish I could bottle you all...legends...each and every1 of

you!!!

Myname: I just got my copy of "Freud for Dummies" out and reread it...

I see your problem there, but I dont have eftpos facilities here, so I cannot expound on the reasons for your dilemna.. or my spelling.

*smiles*

Good luck!! some peoples "PATH" in life, is to meet lots of people and share ideas and cultures with them. (and sometimes their bodies)

A reason - A season -  but NEVER a lifetime. Sorry kiddo.. I dont know you, but I DO know beings in this category!

And girl, I can talk a full seminar on this!!

:)

kio

Awesome to see you in forum again!! Love the succinct and humerous

nature of your words...would like nothing better than to get comfy

and hear more!

Not sure if I like the idea of being a pathway for others to paw my body

and chew up my thoughts tho....dang!

Myname 'the drivethru'....lol

Oh sweetie, dahlink....hows your 'head' this morning? Took quite

a pounding from the sound of things...lol

ps: ummahh you used a T.O.E....yaaaaaaay mik called me darling

for all the world to see...so we settin a wedding date or just the

honeymoon?...

You're probably too young to remember Olivia at her best...yet another

reason why you're so attractive to me Mik...lol

My agist tendencies aside, you bring out the best in me....my compassion

and girlie enthusiasm to protect and nurture a young man who clearly

needs to be taken 'in hand' (for fear of further damage to either heads!)

I'm fine with a honeymoon in Asia.....as long as you don't expect me

to do the ping pong routine..haven't quite mastered the art of pelvic

control..to that degree at least.

One last thing before I go searching thru Bridezilla magazines...FYI

it's taken me the best part of a year to get your attention Mik, so

for the record...it isnt so easy to pick up around this joint...LOL

Another last thing before I go....yep, you sure are in the early

stages of understanding how my mind works...be afraid..be

VERY afraid...

2 foot purple spikes?? What tha hell is that?? Is it contagious?

Ok Mikle...I can see why you want to keep our romance out of the

public eye, just look at what it did to whatsisname and that Bingle

chick!

Oh, one thing before I go tho, Im thinking a June wedding..I like

the cooler weather....is that ok with you?....Pardon? Whats that

dahlink? 'When hell freezes over?'....Oh ok then...and that would

be at what time of year exactly?

mwuah on all your purple spikey bits