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And one Rule to Rule them all..

Jul 25, 2012
I was out and about over the week end.. I do that you know?

Something suddenly offended me. I belive offence is a choice you make.  But in this case my choice was appropriate. In my opinion anyway.

It made me ponder, if I was to come up with Five Rules to rule Me, what would they be?

So here's your challenge Bakers.  Post ONE rule of your own (per post) and copy some other rules from other posts to your post.  You are allowed a maximum of 5 rules (this is not a rule).  Possibly at the end of this, we'll have one Rule popular enough to Rule Them All.. ~smiles~

MY First Rule..
Pavement and Architectural finishes should not be Faux!!
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jensman1903   Man 50yrs

I have one main rule but it has two sides.

Always treat others as you would expect to be treated.

The flipside to this, ofcourse, is that if other people are treating you poorly, they have no right to expect any better from you.

I'm not one for turning the other cheek.

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Bratzilla   Woman 36yrs

I take jensman's rule :)

And add mine: don't ask questions you don't want an answer to, cos answer I will!
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Handmaiden   Woman 50yrs

My one rule

Much the same as Jensman.

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Always treat others as you would like them to treat you.

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If they dont treat you that way then walk away and have nothing to do with them. Tit for tat does nothing. It is not thier fault they are turkeys and cannot soar with us eagles and maybe they have not had good examples in thier lives.

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Hesione

only two rules

be happy

do no harmx Hugs H

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MissSarahCurious   Woman 34yrs

My one rule

Don't fuck assholes or stupids; denying them sex will hopefully, eventually, motivate them to try harder or die out entirely.
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mooka   Man 54yrs

My rule

If you insist upon honesty, don't get upset when someone is honest
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Miketheduc   Man 53yrs

Not fair

So my rule has been used! IE: do unto others....

Ok lil red, does the architectural thing apply to dyed hair? coz you are on a hiding to nothing there mate.

How about "Blue and Green should not be seen without a colour in between?"

Old fashion rule of my mum "Dog bless her".(easier to write than "imaginary deity bless her"

Mike

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TongueCramps   Couple Man 38yrs Woman 34yrs

Problem with that....

Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'
Don't fuck assholes or stupids; denying them sex will hopefully, eventually, motivate them to try harder or die out entirely.

There's a problem with that - they fuck each other, repeatedly, leading to many many arseholes and stupids, raised by arseholes and stupids! lol
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Lost_Focus   Woman 35yrs

Rule Number 1

Quoting 'Vagabonde'
And add mine: don't ask questions you don't want an answer to, cos answer I will!


Thats always been my rule too Vagabond. People at work have learnt that real quick.

 

Add to it the biggest rule of my life:

 

Don't touch my feet!

 

Kisses

Focus

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tuscanred  

Woman 60yrs

Rules

I cum first.
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keepingkarma   Woman 53yrs

I'll take the jensman rule please and

... RESPECT: learn it, live it, and love it! :-) KK x
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MissSarahCurious   Woman 34yrs

Good point

Quoting 'TongueCramps'
   
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'
Don't fuck assholes or stupids; denying them sex will hopefully, eventually, motivate them to try harder or die out entirely.

There's a problem with that - they fuck each other, repeatedly, leading to many many arseholes and stupids, raised by arseholes and stupids! lol    
Neuter 'em all!
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Melb_Dockman   Man 29yrs

Brilliant. But of course :)

Quoting 'tuscanred'
    I cum first.    

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neptune_drift   Man 29yrs

A wise man once said:

Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes.
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Peachy got it..

Well done that lady.. 
so my 5 as they stand from this list..

1/ Pavement and Architectural finishes should not be Faux!!

2/@Miketheduc - Blue and Green should not be seen without a colour in between


3/ @Peachy -
learn something new everyday

4/ @yensman (assuming he's swedish) -
Always treat others as you would expect to be treated (though lowering my self to the level of others is something I try to avoid.  even if it is tempting :-P  )

5/ My next one - Cover versions should not sound exactly like the original  :-)


@Lostfoucus - you'd get a nod, but I like my feet being touched  LOL..

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jensman1903   Man 50yrs

Uh oh. If you didn't like that, you'll hate this, Mrs. P.

An extension to part two of my rule is, "Never start a fight but always finish it." As I taught my sons while they were school age, if you walk away from a fight you will be followed and taunted. You become a victim. If you stand up for yourself (and others) bullies think twice before attacking their next victim.
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@MissSarahCurious

I like the idea of you positioning your self as a learning tool.  :-)
and I still smile at the "what a waste of lipstick" comment a few forums ago  LOL..

Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'
    Don't fuck assholes or stupids; denying them sex will hopefully, eventually, motivate them to try harder or die out entirely.    

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Cat505   Woman 51yrs

hmmmmmmm

Quoting 'Handmaiden'

Much the same as Jensman.

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Always treat others as you would like them to treat you.

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If they dont treat you that way then walk away and have nothing to do with them. Tit for tat does nothing. It is not thier fault they are turkeys and cannot soar with us eagles and maybe they have not had good examples in thier lives.


Funny doesn't matter how you ask this question most people will say this..

So, it seems to me there are a lot of people out there that like to be treaded badly..... hmm

 

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trax49

Rule 1

Rule 1 : Don't ever try to rule me.
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trax49

Or

Rule No1 : I am always right.

Rule No 2 : If it turns out that I am wrong, refer to rule No 1.

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