A guy was going down on a prostitute. Not really a good idea, I don't recomend it but he was into this sort of thing. So anyway, he's growling her out and he comes across a split pea. He spits it out and looks at her but says nothing. He shrugs his shoulders and continues on. Shortly he comes across a chunk of carrot. He sits it out and looks at her again. This time he asks, "Are you sick?"
"No" she says, "but the bloke before you was."