I've just been accused of being a "METRO-SEXUAL". Literally 10 seconds ago. I'm gutted. I hate those bloody metro man-bitches. So I thought I'd turn to the RHP Forum (AKA My Support Group) for some advice.
Apparently, it's because I use St. Ives Apricot Scrub and moisturiser on my face (not every day!), I "Veet" my back wheels and I use Palmolive Honey Shower Milk. I mean, I brush my teeth and shower twice a day too... Do I need to discontinue bathing??
Does this make me a metro? How do you define a metro? I think I have a long way to go yet don't I? I always thought a metro was a male who was gay in every way, but only has sex with women... That is so very NOT Ridgie Boy!!
How do I de-metro myself?? Pleeeease fix me!!!
Maybe a Metro-Sexual Anonymous?? "Hi I'm Ridge Forester - And I'm a Metro-Sexual"... Stalky... do you have their number?
I finally gve in to your advice Ridge and I bought some veet. I have to say it's not the best moisturiser I've ever used and it kind of made my eyebrows melt. What's with that? I don't think I was made to be a metrosexual.. I'll just stick with polysexual for now thankyou. Just going to the chemist to buy an eyebrow pencil.
Bottoms up
Stalky
You funny bugger.
I don't think you like me much anymore... You're being a little mean :(
Veet on the eyebrows hey?? You'll be using the Apricot Scrub on your back wheels next!! lol
Hey what's a Polysexual. There is a girl up here who says "don't message me unless you're a Poly". Am I a Poly? Coz she's pretty cute and I wanna send her a message...
Sorry Ridge... of course I still like you much and all the more. You will know it if I mean to be mean and mean it, which I don't. Now, are you a poly? I really don't think so... not yet anyway. :p
Bottoms up :p
Stalkyboy