I caught a show on the telly last night about sex and marriage.... but they taught a very interesting new trick for oral sex........demonstrated on a very realistic feminine manequin part !!!! complkete with wrinkly labia LOL so it must be true !!!!!
STEP 1
Ok ..when giving oral sex....lie perpendicular to your partner...thats at right angle...so NOT BETWEEN her legs.
STEP 2
Place thumb and forefinger around the clit.....so sort of holding it by the stem LOL and gentle squeeze / apply pressure
STEP 3
start a rythum with your tongue going laterally across just below the clit NOT ON the Clit...ie not the usual up and down ..hence why your perpendicular
STEP 4
As the fem gets into the rythum.....apply pressure to the perineum with your other free hand
STEP 5
When nearing climax begin moving tongue over Clit in same manner and rythum
Apparently gauranteed to give awesome results.........................can someone report back and let me know .
THIS HAS BEEN A COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT LOL
You may borrow my tounge as long as i cum wit it LOL
I'll be sure to remember that!!
Unless old age sets in prior to the opportunity of trying it out
MissBowPeek....
You owe me a new laptop... whilst I was trying this out last night on a willing victim... err partner.... I had the laptop perched on her tummy so I could read the instructions and get it right... unfortunately said laptop sufferred a massive failure due to the earthquakes of the underlying body once I got the procedure right and it feel to the fllor smashing the screen....
Note to self.. don't have the laptop on her belly next time....
hugs
Wayne
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MR NICE GUY......next time put the cam on and ill read the instructions for you hunni !!! What ??? so now YOURE cam Shy ??? lol...
OOHH Puppy.....nice refinements......the sex therapist said no teeth.....but ...
So great to hear everyone being so enthusiastic !!! Alas........yet to try for myself.......the tongue is unavailable for awhile..... please feel free to send me pics or messages.......or offers .....LOL...or just a woo hoo !
You application for "recognition of prior learning" is accepted Midnight
Most students are just happy to get a pass........but in this field ...I think going beyond the call of duty deserves a high distinction !!!....and probably a que of wanton women willing to help you study....LOL
Now I am definately going to have to get cards............. with ARROWS !!
So now finding a man who knows where the clit is, is only a quarter of the task...he will need to know where my U,G & A is as well !!!..Cant wait to start looking ....and what about all the alphabet in between ??? Or is that just plain greedy LOL
miss b ...all a-tingle
Hmmm this could be a winner you know.....cause the "licker" could theoretically still watch the footy whilst performing the task.........
Dear missbowpeek, thank you SO much for starting this thread. You are a VERY good woman for selflessly posting the Community Service Announcement. I salute you for bringing this vital information to the attention of those willing to improve their skills sets, men and women both.
Dear Mr Midnight, what fortunate women your lovers are! Fancy being lucky enough to make love with a man with all that brilliant knowledge! I can see the advantage for your lovers of the time you spent in pre-med school. I'm SO glad you went to your classes, instead of spending all your time in the bar, which is where most university students reside.
SO. U G A, hey? Where do I sign up for the personal tutorial with you, Mr Midnight, so I can enjoy you exploring the apex of MY learning curves?
PS: Personally, seeing I've never experienced it, I thought the inner uterine climax was a myth. Reminds me of the old saying of "There are no frigid women, only incompetent men". You sound completely competent. Your partners must be completely content.
Back to missbowpeek: sweetness, I DO hope you have found the person or persons with whom you can take your PhD in this most fascinating subject. As Class Co-ordinator, please report on the results of your research to date. Thank you.
I am almost humbled by your kind words...almost, but not quite. I did say that a lot of knowldege is....Delightful, so maybe I did miss one other letter in the alphabet? Let's call that the "D" spot?
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Interesting...if you put those together in the right way, it would come out...GAUD? I have to admit I love that sound...oh my gaud?
All applications will certainly be consideted and perhaps if I put my email here...well, I am no fool.
Oh my GAUD....let the fun begin!
That's great MissBowPeek! I saw the show in the Green Guide but didn't get around to seeing it, alas. From the sound of what you describe, I've seen similar approaches before, combing oral with the good manual stimulation... with the end result being (in at least one case) a resounding squirt! Did they mention that might cum of the whole thing?
I'll happily put up my hand, BTW, to assist in practical testing of the procedures! ;-)