I caught a show on the telly last night about sex and marriage.... but they taught a very interesting new trick for oral sex........demonstrated on a very realistic feminine manequin part !!!! complkete with wrinkly labia LOL so it must be true !!!!!
STEP 1
Ok ..when giving oral sex....lie perpendicular to your partner...thats at right angle...so NOT BETWEEN her legs.
STEP 2
Place thumb and forefinger around the clit.....so sort of holding it by the stem LOL and gentle squeeze / apply pressure
STEP 3
start a rythum with your tongue going laterally across just below the clit NOT ON the Clit...ie not the usual up and down ..hence why your perpendicular
STEP 4
As the fem gets into the rythum.....apply pressure to the perineum with your other free hand
STEP 5
When nearing climax begin moving tongue over Clit in same manner and rythum
Apparently gauranteed to give awesome results.........................can someone report back and let me know .
THIS HAS BEEN A COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT LOL
I somehow missed this in my tv guide. :(
Come clean Miss B, i have a stack of channels i didnt see it !! maybe you can ring me next time and i can hear the results ?? Geez im excited !
LO.....l YE OF LITTLE FAITH !!! LOL Honestly it was on telly.....really late last night....like 1130...I would have been in bed earlier but i got stuck watching this !!!!! I dont remember the channel.....lol..... but i dont have anything that isnt free to air.......and my imagination is that good to have made it ALL up .....so go forth and practice ...and let me know LOL
Wondering if i should write it out on cards and hold up during the next event ....hmmmmm.....LOL
I will confirm it is true, it was a program called something like Sex after marriage.
It is a show from the UK so it is a repeat lol, I saw it before I came over here, and yes it does work
I need someone to donate their clit to science so I can undertake this experiment.
Again, just close your eyes and think of the greater good.
Mr Handle
Thanks miss BP
I just love doing homeworks of this kind and would be willing to give it a go with any lady seeing the need to try such a licking ??? was it lick back and forth or just lick away ???? my mind is just in a whirl to find something new to excite my Lady
I so wish to get an A on this test or is that an Oooooooooooo
andy xxx
Standing ovation for MBP! Job well done for passing on this vital yet
complicated community service announcement!
Is there an 'idiots guide' to follow...cos I know how difficult it is for
some blokes to follow directions? lol
All the more reason to try and try again.
Practice makes perfect.
It sounds like fun Miss BowPeek. I might have to cut and paste and send to a friend.
Will let you know if I do and he does!
WILDly Applauding the Peeking woman
Yep it was on Channel 9 at 10:45. Lord watched the whole thing but Lady was way too asleep when it finished for practical homework.
However it is on the agenda for tonight. Will let you know how it goes!!!!!!
Righteo .. I'll give it a try.... but can you tell me where to get a hold of another realistic feminine manequin? Mine's.... errrr... been spoiled. :p
Hugs
LOl sorry folks I dont have a spare clit lying around either...and unfortunately I am not that flexible.....altho Ive been studying how the cats do it and ......oh who am i kidding lol !!!
Maybe Ill print cards for the next drinks nights attendees if the technique proves a sucK - sess (hehehe)
So keep the homework assignments up to date and provide us all with plenty of feed back.....those of you with a clit handy ...and accessable lol
Pick me pick me ... i can like stiff as a board ....
NOT !!!
big thank you to MissBP... :)
I just showed Mr W this forum and he laughed and said he happened to catch this show too. So he says he knows EXACTLY how to do it. We're off to try it now. I'll be back in halfa....
Mrs W xx
Ok, well here we are, half an hour later and I'm back and I'm sorry to say but we failed!
Mr W started off well, doing all the things in the instructions.... and then we got to a point where we both just wanted me to cum, and he started doing all the things he knows are sure fire to tip me over the edge. And things just escalated from there.
So, in conclusion, it felt great and really different, and if we could have kept our mind on the job then it might have worked eventually, but our initial trial was a fail. Of course it might be more successful next time.... or the time after that ... or after that...